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- She's going to be a nurse and save lives (I'm going to be an actor and borrow money from her)
- Children are drawn to her like moths to a flame
- She doesn't dance like a white girl
- She gives great hugs
- She is funnier than most stand up comedians
- She's got J-Lo's butt beat
- She drives a hybrid
- She spends most of her time at a coffee shop that donates all its money to Rwandan widows
- She's basically like a funny, bootylicious, non husband stealing Angelina Jolie
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