- Anonymous sez "Women like when you have a big instrument"
- Pierre Driss sez "Is a big dick on your list of New Year Resolutions? Considered it done with V:P:X+L!"
- Dr. Fritz Plummer sez "Your girl doesn't want to jazz it with you because of your instrument size."
- Tin Mantas sez "Miracle solution that makes you have a long monster in your pants"
- Wilford Schulz sez "Your chick lived you alone for reason of she had jazzed it with your friend."
- Yang Valovatskysez "Your throbbing missile is ready to fire"
- Edric Marianchuk sez "I heard John had to stop taking those capsules because he became too large, and his girlfriend complained it hurt"
- kalia penones sez "Scarlet Johansson loves Men with huge equipment - do you measure up?"
- Farrukh Fawcett sez "it's normal to be ashamed if you have a small sch1ong, but CHANGE THAT around today"
- Dr. Valentin Bacon sez "Forget about the trouble with your male machine."
- Tucker Duch sez "You and your almighty rod of pleasure."
- Mamie Cole sez "Only losers have small baby-maker."
- Cordell Silvia sez "BE COOLER THAN THE CHARACTERS IN THE FILM “ OCEAN’S THIRTEEN”
- Margi sez "A huge wang is a fashion statement"
jan 15 2008 ∞
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