• Anonymous sez "Women like when you have a big instrument"
  • Pierre Driss sez "Is a big dick on your list of New Year Resolutions? Considered it done with V:P:X+L!"
  • Dr. Fritz Plummer sez "Your girl doesn't want to jazz it with you because of your instrument size."
  • Tin Mantas sez "Miracle solution that makes you have a long monster in your pants"
  • Wilford Schulz sez "Your chick lived you alone for reason of she had jazzed it with your friend."
  • Yang Valovatskysez "Your throbbing missile is ready to fire"
  • Edric Marianchuk sez "I heard John had to stop taking those capsules because he became too large, and his girlfriend complained it hurt"
  • kalia penones sez "Scarlet Johansson loves Men with huge equipment - do you measure up?"
  • Farrukh Fawcett sez "it's normal to be ashamed if you have a small sch1ong, but CHANGE THAT around today"
  • Dr. Valentin Bacon sez "Forget about the trouble with your male machine."
  • Tucker Duch sez "You and your almighty rod of pleasure."
  • Mamie Cole sez "Only losers have small baby-maker."
  • Cordell Silvia sez "BE COOLER THAN THE CHARACTERS IN THE FILM “ OCEAN’S THIRTEEN”
  • Margi sez "A huge wang is a fashion statement"
jan 15 2008 ∞
may 8 2008 +
user picture jenz: haha! it would have been funnier if you were a musician :) jan 17 2008