- enjoy the fact that jeans are sized by height and width, not just width
- hit on girls and tell them i'm in a band
- sing all the songs i wanna sing now but are too low
- spend hours in front of the mirror making my hair elegantly disheveled
- try doing screamo
- use the phrase "suck my dick" more often than i already do
- walk around shirtless
- walk around the mall and watch all the girls swoon
- wear axe and/or various other delicious man scents
- wear flannel shirts unbuttoned over v neck tee shirts
- not have to wear makeup to look good for once
jul 26 2010 ∞
jan 5 2012 +