In no specific order:

• Successfully create and operate my indie business, Candelabræm
• Physically hold a hardcover copy of each of my books
• Break the expectations and pigeonholing within the publishing world
• Speak and write my favorite five languages fluently
• Punch a bigot, racist, molester, and/or Trump supporter in the face at least once
  • Bonus points: punch a Nazi
• Lose 130 lbs.
  • I don't care how unhealthy it is, I would rather be underweight than overweight
• Transition to my true identity and self