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Combine:
• 20 years of a sheltered upbringing
• 17 years of depression and nigh-unshakeable opinions
• ∞ cups of water
• A dash of stupidity
• 32 cups of possible immaturity
• Heaps of goddamned boredom and viciously deep cycles of neuroticism, misanthropy, and suicidal ideation

...and you churn out the sad, sad excuse of a mere human who calls himself Mar. Yum! 💕

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In no specific order:

  • Successfully create and operate my publishing company, Candelabræm Books
  • Physically hold a hardcover copy of each of my books
  • Break the expectations and pigeonholing within the publishing world
  • Speak and write my favorite five languages fluently
  • Punch a bigot, racist, molester, and/or Trump supporter in the face at least once
    • Bonus points: punch a Nazi
  • Lose 130 lbs.
    • I don't care how unhealthy it is, I would rather be underweight than overweight
  • Transition to my true identity and self
nov 9 2020 ∞
dec 21 2024 +