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Combine:
• 20 years of a sheltered upbringing
• 17 years of depression and nigh-unshakeable opinions
• ∞ cups of water
• A dash of stupidity
• 32 cups of possible immaturity
• Heaps of goddamned boredom and viciously deep cycles of neuroticism, misanthropy, and suicidal ideation

...and you churn out the sad, sad excuse of a mere human who calls himself Mar. Yum! 💕

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  • I most likely don't want to be your "friend"
  • I am looking for the true definition of a friend, not whatever the fuck people call it today
  • I am a smartass, snarky, somewhat cruel bastard who uses words like loaded guns
  • I am a misanthropist; humankind can burn alive
  • I like to speak in, quote, and title stories/chapters after song names or lyrics
  • I believe we should redefine the definition of statutory rape
  • I am a proshipper and rotten to the core ✌🏾
  • I firmly believe in the separation of fiction and reality
  • I firmly believe in the separation of art from the artist
nov 9 2020 ∞
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