Combine:
• 20 years of a sheltered upbringing
• 17 years of depression and nigh-unshakeable opinions
• ∞ cups of water
• A dash of stupidity
• 32 cups of possible immaturity
• Heaps of goddamned boredom and viciously deep cycles of neuroticism, misanthropy, and suicidal ideation
...and you churn out the sad, sad excuse of a mere human who calls himself Mar. Yum! 💕