Common quotes and funny things people in my day-to-day life say

Teachers: Mr. Holland-

• "Don't rush me boy!"
• about his shirt:
  • me- "Mr. Holland, I like your shirt today."
  • Mr. H- "What do I care?"
  • me- "I thought you might want to know."
  • Mr. H- "I don't wear this shirt because you like it. It keeps me warm. Above [67?] degrees, I wear short-sleeves shirts. If it's below, I wear a long-sleeves shirt. I don't care what you think about it."
• in response to what the function y=sqrt(x) looks like:
  • me- "It looks like a sideways parabola."
  • Mr. H- "No! I would not say that. I think it looks like a parabola on its side."
• "Would you stop it?! You don't need to say, 'Bless you' nine times. People are going to be sneezing the whole year. I'm trying to teach. I don't need to hear you say, 'Bless you' everytime someone sneezes."
• "Trickily!"
• ...is a horizontal line, and therefore, even you know that its slope is 0."
• "That would be be peachy!"
• talking about Expo markers: "I killed 3 today by stabbing."
• "You'll get it in a month or two, or six."
• "C'mon, I coulda done a hundred of these by now!"

Mr. Cousineau-

• "Can I get a head nod?"
• "That is sexy data!"

Mr. Bradley-

• valentane, valentene, valentyne
• "do it just for chuckles"

Friends: Dustin-

Nick-