• Got up at 7am after hanging out in #pubwrite Waaaaay too late.
• Drove to parents house, chugged coffee, got a bellyache
• Went to dinky podunk parade in hometown. Sat out in the rain for said parade for about an hour.
• Walked downtown to get a strawberry shortcake from the old ladies who've been selling them after the parade since I was wee.
• Went back to parents house, ate a metric ton of pasta salad, as well as a cheeseburger
• Went home, made tuna noodle salad for next picnic
• Drove to picnic, sat out in the sun, sweat.
• Sweat sweat sweat
• Found some shade, but then it was time to eat again
• Comfort daughter after she was mildly attacked by my best friend's new puppy. Puppy ripped daughter's new skirt with mangy puppy teeth.
• Took daughter to the new park to blow off steam and make up for dog attack
• Walked down to the duckpond and got attacked by mosquitos
• Went home, hosed off the child. Well, showered her..
• Took my own shower, sat in bed, enter the interwebs.

It was a good, if hectic, Memorial Day. How was yours?