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  • Something where I had to sleep at school to raise awareness for some charitable stuff. Whoever slept the most won and had the honor of donating money themselves. Michelle & Barack Obama were there. They almost won.
  • Ok so I was learning at a Japanese school but most students were white. Also the school wasn't in Japan but somewhere around Vienna or Budapest? Fast forward to me getting detention for some idiotic thing. I wanted to escape(which I did) and hid in the bathroom on the 3rd floor with another girl who escaped. The 3rd floor was the floor of the rich, cool, popular kiddos and they found me in the bathroom then I started having a discourse with them about their privilege. Two of them were this blond white guy and this brunette. Anyway,the police finally found us because i was shouting at the top of my lungs and the police got the girl and when they wanted to "arrest" me too the brunette said "No wait! Let me tell her goodbye" and she hugged me and said "There are flowers on the ground" and then pushed me really hard through the window. Unsurprisingly i fell on soil not pavement as there WERE flowers there. Anyway i got up as fast as I could and somehow Jackie Chan(who again is chinese not fucking japanese wtf happened in my dream!!) started following me but he wanted to help?Anyway i somehow escaped the police and drove(?) a car to my country and tried to hide at my grandparents but there was this regime in my country and you couldn't get away from the capital. So Jackie Chan(who was driving) takes this fucking cup of coffee with japanese words on it9he saved it for later? he knew what's going to happen?) and said some word in russian that started with p and the officers thought he was v important and let us go. He said something like "Is this not p..??????!!". OK so i've found out we drove to the south instead of the west and stuff and i wanted to open my phone to open google maps and then is when i realised i had my location turned on all that time and i was so scared that I woke up (irl). 1/9/2018
  • I have NO idea what I've dreamed but I woke up with this sentence in my head: "Kristen Stewart is celibate" in english. I am romanian.
  • I was walking down the street and saw some moldcell sign that just said "gay" and I wanted to take a photo of it so people would believe me, but then some cat that looked like a shorter hair female!Maru just jumped there and covered the sign. I tried to move the cat, but alas, i couldn't! :(
  • I was trying to pour myself some water in my romanian class but I accidentally switched the opening thing sideways and it exploded from the inside, but like they turned in some BIG yellow bottles the size of a block of flats and like i started worrying that I will be expelled but my teacher was like "it's okey we just need to clean this :)" and i started crying even worse bc she was nice about it
  • Basically I was super gay for Valentina Zenere, helped her escape ehr abusive family and my dad was also there and he kept bringing me expensive brinza(cheese) and olives and i didn't have the heart to tell him i don't like them because he was very poor and he just wanted to make me happy. Now back to Valentina: when i helped her she asked me "why did you do this" while sitting on my LAP(wow so straight :/ ) and i said "Isn't it obvious? Because I love you" and just as we were about to make out I woke up.
  • Some dragon almost killed everyone but we survived. Also Mark Hamill saved the world. btw the dragon looked like my bookmark
  • It was the zombie apocalypse mixed with robot apocalypse and Michael B Jordan was there and talking with my English teacher unaware of the robots.
  • One method of charity was like caring for cats and you just had to input data of the perfect cat and they would assign you a house and you would live with the cat's ownera?? I don't remember how but I caused a volcano to explode and it killed half of the village
  • I was at that creepy Disneyland my dreams have and one of the rides was dancing with big-ass animatronics that were a lot bigger than me so i couldn't but then Ana-Felicia helped me :'). Anyway suddenly I was in the car with the other 3 kids and Catalin was driving very carefully and suddenly it was only me and I was driving in the field and there was also fog. A patch of fog cleared and i saw spots of blood and my brain was screaming "rape!!!!", but I continued driving. I ended up in a village that was only a pope, an old couple and a 3yo girl and ofc I was afraid so I quickly wrote an ID for me and stuck 1/3 of a pic of me on it thinking "maybe they'll know it's me bc of the dimple" and I saw the people approaching so i left the car. I didn't stay much 'cause suddenly a policecar came and mom and dad stepped out and they said they found me first and the others were separated like Catalin & Bianca and Sanda alone. Then I woke up
  • Abraham Linoln was my civics prof and also Cristi and Thor got bit by bats and got fleas and i got fleas too bc of them
  • A dream that I want to forget but anyway for all of the dream i didn't have a bra or a shirt and i went around naked covering my boobs so uhh I ended up in a shop and wanted to steal a T-Shirt but a bald muscular man saw me so I jumped into the lake with otters. Everyone I knew thought I was dead and eaten by otters, but the dream cuts to me standing on the shore of the lake and my dad who comes and says "I knew you weren't really dead" and we just sit there in silence and look at the otter lake...
  • I want to forget this but i dreamed a movie again... Basically it was a movie about our family but I don't think we fully realised that? We had a robot maid that was a blonde girl with freckles and it was weird?? The culmination...HOLY CHRIST AS I AM WRITING THIS I REALISE THIS IS A REOCURRING DREAM...anyway the culmination is my grandpa trying to park and accidentally breaking smth which hurts someone (who?) and blood splutters on sanda and mom's brother's face...anyway cannot remember more
  • I had a dream I was in german class (i have so many nightmares abt german) and I went to the bathroom. When I came back Bjorn was like giving everyone cookies and "compot" from a "lighean". Everyone was kinda silent when I entered but i just took the drink and drank it. At that moment everyone screamed "NO!" but it was too late. Me and Ana Maria both drank it and from our head to our toes we started to die by transforming into ash then smoke. Also forgot to say when I entered the classroom everyone was SOAKING WET because they "swam into the (nonexistent) river near the school while I was in the bathroom." october
jan 6 2018 ∞
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