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  • Basically I was on youtube and Jay Baruchel had a channel and he was bacon-obsessed. Like his videos had titles like "Jay eats bacon" "Jay cooks bacon" "Jay burns his bacon AGAIN" and I watched one of it and basically Hiccup was real also I got to know how Adrien and Marinette got their miraculous? Smth with lightning(mind that the origins weren't aired yet). Also Jay is a b-day twin???
  • I once had a dream that me and my that time bff went with our class to buy school supplies but we decided so slow what to buy(some markers) that everyone left already, so we decided to go on the train alone. The train was very old and didn't have any seats you had to build one yourself but everytime I made one when I woke up I was in another place in the train but off the seat. Ok so we get off at some church. The main room had a big ass mosaic of Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls and some monks were praying to it. So somehow the monks(one of them was Kirito from SAO???) tried to sacrifice their borther(Hiccup from HTTYD) to Bill, it was wild. (I had this back in 2015 I think)
  • I was with my class and I lost them so a platypus in a trenchcoat with a looking glass came and gave me a quest to find them. I first talked to a russian blonde lady that sold umbrellas(she gave me hot chocolate) and then i procedeed to search for them. Ended up in an open-aired fast-food and observed that the fries were still warm and not finished and there was no one around and then said "but this does not make any sense" and then the platypus appeared and said "Well not everything has to have a meaning. Some things are there to be enjoyed or ignored." and then awarded me 3 stars for the quest. It was wild
  • I had a dream Ra was living with me and we were together and I was smiling and happy and laughing like i never where in any dream(1/22/2017)
  • I had a dream where I was somehow a relative of Melania Trump and turns out she was an immigrant. I cannot believe my consience is smarter than me, but I almost cried for it associating me with that family.
  • That one really weird dream where Troye Sivan was mean to me but it was so deep???
  • I had a dream where me and my classmates also my hamster where on an island in the middle of the Mariana Trench and the only way out was through a slide that went all the way down and then teleported you at the end in a safe place. No one wanted to do it but my hamster was a wonder one like he could get wood together and start a fire??? So he saved us by going down on that slide
  • Ummm so basically Bennydick Cucumberscotch(i am afraid i will forget his true name one day)came to my school and he started saying I am bad at math and was like "i will show you how to be better at math" and basically i had a new teacher wow???? i hate my dreams
  • So I was at school, at the info lesson and the proff just writes random stuff on the blackboard and says "Miss Nicole, go find the solution to that problem" and I was ike "We have never learned about this" and she just rolls her eyes, takes a seat and says "Go to your, place you get a 2" and this is correlated to how much she hates me and I might not get accepted to a good school bc of her shit character
  • I saved a grey hamster with greyer stripes and brought him to where he wanted AND got back in time for a test at school
  • Ok so I had this dream a while ago and I had it again now, just that i was kind of awake and did better choices and so the dream ended better. SO i was at school and I accidentally stole a top-secret russian document so in a span of some hours, a whole army plus president Putin came at the school, without me knowing what I did. So now i am on the run, just that instead of taking a route through a cabin in the forest where i had spent the night when i first dreamed this, later being caught in the middle of a lake, now my brain showed me a satelite view which allowed me to see that there is one more cabin a little more in the forest and yeah I escaped.
  • I was in a mill with a few classmates and we were all dressed formal and I was just walking around when a boy says "Please don't kiss me" and I go like "When have I ever kissed someone???" and I woke up. This dream was nonsense and confuses the hell out of me and why did my brain do this actually??
  • I faked being pregnant to get free gifts
  • I was at school taking an exam and some girl comes at me and asks "Are you from Romania?" and I am like "You've never heard me talk and you know nothing about me, what the fuck?" and she was like "Ah right" fuck my brain for making me annoyed even in my dreams
  • I came out to my class by wearing a wooly sweater and shorts written all over with words like "gay" & "lesbian" and tbh I like boys too but it was fun. And someone asked me what's up with my clothes and I was like "Oh, this? *twirls* It's nothing :)"
  • I had a hole in my wall that was so small it almost didn't exist and somehow a grey/blue cat came into my house and somehow fit through that microscopic hole and went into the room on the other end of the wall. Mom looked me in the eyes and I shrugged and said "cats are liquid". Only problem was that every time the cat went through the hole it got bigger and bigger until i could fit my hand in there
  • Uhh the dream was really long but I remember only the end when me, my aunt and my dad came back from a mini-vacation and when I got home my mom told me she hired a designer to rearrange my room and basically the wallpaper was in shreds, my clothes in my art drawer and glass shit everywhere which I broke. And my mom was like: oh sorry I thought she will do a good job :) and honestly, what the fuck
  • Had a dream we were in a plane and my sister somehow fell from it and I told mom not to worry bc she was screaming stuff like "stop the plane!!!" and then my sister in mid-air teleported back into the plane. Then the plane stopped in the middle of nowhere bc everyone was hungry so we got sanwhiches and stuff. I told my mom not to buy my sister the biggest and most expensive sanwhich in the whole shop but she was like "idc i am doing this anyway" and then my sister tasted it and said "i am not hungry" so we had to throw out the sandwhich....thanks mom :/
  • Had a dream there were clubs who taught you how to play Love Nikki at the fullest and my "teacher" was Katy Perry. She once offered to pay 5$ for everyone for a present of our choice.(11/10/17)
  • I cannot believe i have never written this but here it is: the truest deja vu. Ok so I was just minding my business at home and my sister took a knife and wated to stab me. I took her hand and tried to turn it by 90 degrees so no one gets hurt but it was really hard. Next day I wake up blah blah blah. I have to wash the dishes. I was washing the knives and as I was washing them my sister started arguing with me. She came and deadass tried to turn the knife in the direction of my chest exactly like in my dream. I was frikkin horrified. It was weird.
  • My dad wanted to see me while I was at school but out of thin air appeared some bodyguards that took him away and i was escorted to a some room. There was an indian muslim (I HC her as a lesbian) which was SUPER skilled in thiefery but like...good thiefery. Anyway we had to recover some jelly-like artefacts(i remember a pink and a green one) and I was the person that went on the terrain. Anyway i got the artefacts yada yada BUT i always accidentally left signs for where the hiding place is(slipeprs at the door, some parts of the jelyl etc), so my dad who idk why wanted to steal those always found us. ANyway i liked that dream it was awesome. (12/26/2017)
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