- "Sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight." Why do they always have to say that? The worst is when the flight attendant and the pilot BOTH say it. It's like, what's the alternative: "Stand up, stress out, and loathe the flight?!"
- Beverages: Ok... maybe i can see it on a loooong flight... but when it's an hour commuter flight, why do you need a drink? People get so eager over a friggin soda! Can you not go without a beverage for an hour?
- The Restroom: Again, this pertains to commuter flights... Can you not hold it? Perhaps if you weren't guzzling down your free beverage, you might be able to "sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight," rather than making me get up so you can have a piss!
- Cell Phones: Nothing irritates me more than when you land and everyone around you pulls out their cell phones to call someone and say "We just landed... see you in five friggin seconds." Ugh.
- Non-assigned seating... ahem... Southwest! Screw the low fares... I'd rather pay double than have to deal with white trash people who get there two hours early so they can be in the front of the A line with their oversized baggage! Why not just assign seats and put an end to the cattle line. And quit taking cuts, stupid middle aged lady with black hair!
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