• bay 2 breakers (2007)
• la marathon (2007)
• rosarito to ensenada bike ride (2005)
• bike for breath (2003)
• camp pendleton mud run (2002)

• liberty school 2004 cabernet (12bucks!)
• bv coastal 2004 cabernet (2pk for $13!!!!)
• alexander valley vineyards 2004 cabernet ($13)
• simi '04 cabernet ($17)
• st. francis '03 cabernet ($14)
• chateau souverain '03 cabernet ($15)

these are the recent ones i bought. I have finally broken into the $10-20 range which is kind of scary since i usually finish a bottle within 2-3 days. I drink for health benefits, really i do!

• get there late. high probability that folks will be sloshed therefore you have greater chances of engaging in incoherent conversation with them.
• drink it up! might as well get hammered and get loosened up.
• stick with the folks you know and then make your way into random fools convos.
• eat! what better way to introduce yourself then when bumping into peoples hor deurves plates.
• keep on dranking.

• Grimaldi's Pizza
• Lombardi's Pizza
• Bleeker Street Pizza

• wheres the kfc?
• ni99a i whooped his ass!
• want some pumpkin bread?
• she was caught having gay relations with a prostitute.
• f*ck all yall! yall keep worshipping idols, yall sports stars. f*ck all yall, im gonna destroy yall!

• kirkland brand toilet paper (great value, not too thin but not all quilted either)
• rotisserie chicken (3.99!!! now thats a deal!)
• dried apricots
• dannon activia (bifidis cultures is whats up)
• mountain style plain yogurt (i eat a lot so i need help with digestion)
• spam (mauwhuwhauwahwauhauhaua)
• kiwis (furry fruit, mother nature is funny)
• multigrain bread
• carrots
• calistoga mineral water
• tolberone
• 1.75liter bottle of dewars blended scotch whiskey

• rewatch the entire lord of the rings trilogy in one sitting (extended scenes included!)

• swiffer (the greatest single product in the last 20years)

• heroes (xmen meets davinci code)
• the office (pam & jim just have to get together, but the new girl aint too shabby either)
• greys anatomy (mcdreamy, mcsteamy, mcvet, mcflurry, mcchicken)
• veronica mars (the cw!)
• how i met your mother (nph nph nph)
• gilmore girls (dont judge me)
• my name is earl (the story of a man just trying to live life right)

• in & out burger (cheap, reliable, healthy)
• corner bistro (west village, cheap beers too, served on a paper plate, doesnt get any better)
• tommy's (la's finest late nite shit!)
• astro burger (off melrose, solid diner burgers, onion rings etc)
• ikeda's burgers (in auburn, perfect pit stop after boarding)
• fuddruckers (yeah, 1/2lb'er and all the condiments you could want)
• fatburger (fucking ice cube eats there at 2am)
• red robin (the peppercorn burger and bottomless fries)
• that place cliff huxtable took rudy and her friends to for gourmet burgers in that episode of cosby show

any other spots in the south bay? holler at me.

• get supima cotton undershirts (them shits are real soft & breathable)
• have my suit pants taken out... (yeah hemmed, waist & thigh)
• get dry cleaning done
• buy a wedding card
• get a hair cut
• find directions to sacramento
• make sure the date drives. (hahaha, its open bar, c'mon!)
• fill up my cooler w/ electrolyte replenishing beverages so that i am on top of my game for sundays tallcan marathon
• shine shoes
• pack overnight bag
• some other shit i know im forgetting.

• dogs (do not judge me m*therf*ckers!)
• cops (i got warrants and im a minority)
• horror movies (my active imagination)
• financial instability (remember running up your college credit card bill?)
• drowning (asphyxiation does not seem pleasant)
• being under appreciated
• clinical depression (how would you even know you have it?)

• dogs
• saruman
• orcs
• voldemort
• shiftless sandwich makers
• deceptikons
• that dude who finds it necessary to do butterfly stroke while sharing a swimming lane with me
• the malfoys
• cobra
• to be continued...

• Los Pericos Taqueria (off Campbell Ave. I probably eat here at least 3 times a month, 4 times already this week)
• Tres Portrillos (Sunnyvale off Fair Oaks & Duane, best Carnitas and chips)
• Eduardo's Taquera (hole in the wall on WInchester Ave, behind the McDonalds near Hamilton Ave. great meats)
• La Victoria (they fell off and so did the orange sauce but still solid at 2am)
• R.I.P. Iguana's (a taqueria that finally put it all together only to have its life cut chort by a lost lease, they had a hot spicy smoky sauce thjat was putting a hurting on la vic's orange sauce, a dream deferred)

Honorable Mentions: La Costena, they didnt get best of Mnt. View like 5 years in a row for nothing, Los Charros, hella cheap and hella good.

• my fists! yeah!
• crossbow, i remember reading an article where the inventor of the crossbow was quoted as saying 'ahhh yes, the mighty crossbow, a weapon to end all weapons' little did he know the a-bomb would be invented years later.
• the durian fruit aka godzilla testicle, the most dangerous fruit of them all.
• ninja stars, compact and easily concealed.
• flame thrower, EG said i might need to be registered.
• tie between missle launcher/grenade launcer/bazooka (any would suffice)
• guitar lazer to fight off aliens
• Gandalf's staff, hahaha!
• the bolo, hella menacing.
• the Force and/or light sabre, nuff said.
• telekinetic powers
• adamantium claws

• broke the garage so all 6 cars were parked on the streets which isnt so bad considering it was irvine but the lease had only 3 of us on it.
• never did dishes. after a period of time of having to do them in the bathroom sink, i left a sign that said 'dont be a crackhead do your dishes' which ruffled some feathers, sensitive bitches do your dishes.
• damn bible study & religious groups. if you were so damn holy, youd wash your dishes and pay the rent on time.
• would use up all the toilet paper but never buy any!!!
• never paid rent or the bills on time! c'mon!!! one of my roomates, was notorious for it, we'd leave the bills on the steps on the stairwell so the only way to get upstairs without stepping on the bills was to leap 5 steps, suffice to say, that di...

• how to bullshit
• how to meet deadlines
• signing up for a credit card for a free t-shirt that ended up being rags to wash the car with, was in hindsight a very bad idea
• going to the campus pub before your 3-5pm class makes things so much more bearable
• never take a class that meets for more then 3days a week or on fridays
• you CAN finish a 15 page research paper on the sociological impact of the state lottery systems on the socio-economically disadvantaged the morning it is due
• MGD's rock (on a budget)
• no one likes having to buy toilet paper
• buying required/recommended books is a waste since you probably wont read them anyways
• dont take out loans that you really dont ...

• run a marathon, all 26.22 miles
• buy a house/condo/townhome (mortgage hell)
• find a new job that i will actually enjoy and thrive in and not dread going to
• go to Japan, Europe, Australia, South America
• try the Long Beach mini triathlon (1/2 mile swim, 13 mile bike ride & 3 mile run)
• overcome my fear of dogs (woof woof)
• get married <---- psyke! hahaha whatever yo.

• deep fryer
• massaging barcolounger
• moose head
• riding lawnmower
• grappling hook
• wading boots/bibs
• xylophone
• dumb waiter
• lifesize metal t-rex
• urinal

• steak (preferably rib eyes rubbed down with salt & pepper, grilled medium rare)
• pastrami (katz's deli)
• bacon (the only thing holding me back from being a muslim)
• korean bbq
• sausage (the kind at mcdonalds or dennys)
• carnitas (tres portrillos in sunnyvale)
• sashimi (probably the only healthy thing on this list)
• fried chicken
• corn dogs (who here likes the crunchy 'nubbin on the end of the stick?)
• milk

• seriously, i cant find a new/better/lucrative job
• i got bills yo
• where else do you expect me to aim/email/myspace/youtube/ebay/etc?
• it sucks so bad, it has sapped any ambition i have left
• i find it strangely sadomasochistic
• extended lunches
• unconsciously i want to be a lifer in the non-profit sector
• i dont know what else i would do from 9-5pm
• im hella stupid/dumb/ignant
• fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!

• when Aragorn busts through the double doors in 'Return of the King'
• Gandalf's 'You shall not pass!' before falling to his 'death'
• Legolas sliding down the stairs on his shied battling Orcs
• Legolas swinging onto a horse all bad ass in the 'Twin Towers'
• funny ass homoerotic moments between Frodo & Samwise

• listography! <--- honorable mention
• AIM m*therfucker!
• soulstrut.com
• Myspace
• personal emails
• youtube
• buying sh*t
• paying bills
• blogging
• drinking lots of water
• using the bathroom

• watermelon
• oranges
• nectarines
• plums
• grapefruits
• pineapple
• strawberries
• mangos
• POMELOS

• silver oak napa valley cabernet 2001
• pine ridge stags leap cabernet 2001
• jordan sonoma county cabernet 2001
• joseph phelps cabernet 2001
• st. supery cabernet 2001
• cameron hughes napa valley cabernet 2002
• groth oakville cabernet 2003
• silverado cabernet 2003
• stags leap cabernet 2003
• sequoia grove cabernet 2003
• pine ridge rutherford cabernet 2003
• provenance rutherford cabernet 2003
• st. francis sonoma county cabernet 2003
• joseph phelps cabernet 2004
• simi alexander valley cabernet 2004
• alexander valley vineyards cabernet 2004
• barnwood santa barbara county cabernet 2004

at this point my ice chest won't hold any more bottles. wine drinkers, buy low drink high!

• Joseph Phelps '04 Cabernet Sauvignon
• Pine Ridge '03 Cabernet Sauvignon
• Groth '03 Cabernet Sauvignon
• Conn Creek '03 Cabernet Sauvignon
• Provenance '03 Cabernet Sauvignon
• Simi '04 Cabernet Sauvignon
• St. Francis '03 Cabernet Sauvignon
• Chateau Souverain '03 Cabernet Sauvignon
• Alexander Valley Vineyards '04 Cabernet Sauvignon
• Penfold's Koonunga Hill '04 Cabernet Sauvignon

The way i look at it, knowing I have solid wines to drink in a year or two is an investment. Most likely my palette will improve and then there is always the impending armageddon.

• dick starbuck
• horace rainmaker
• gordon farmer
• melvin neeroy
• enrique maldonado
• winston benneton III

these sound awfully a lot like porn names too, nothing like a job on the side i suppose.

• Nobu
• The Good Fork
• Lupa
• Shake Shack
• Pink Berry
• Gray's Papaya
• the aforementioned pizzerias

• vitamin water, formula 50 (shit made me bulletproof)
• dunkin donuts coffee (according to john goodman, NY runs on dunkin)
• nightly ice cold foot bathes
• new york city tap water
• the sightseeing bus w/ a huge picture of kelly clarkson pushing vitamin water
• the food
• late night take out from uncle liao's
• not having to go to freaking work

places i get my coffee/legal addictive stimulant

• i brews my own shit baby! grind them beans and french percolate that shit and drink it all in, oh yeah drink it in.
• 7-11 yeah whatever haters hate on but for a quick fix it cant be beat.
• mcdonalds, youd be surprised how solid a cup they make, they brew constantly and now theyve upped their shit to premium!
• dunkin donuts, oh what i would do for a simple regular joe cup of coffee and a donut every morning before heading out to my job on the construction site. hahaha wait i work in social service.
• peets, the major dickason blend is awesome and they are slowly making a presence around town.
• coffee bean & tea leaf, i only rock the vanilla ice blended so i figure if thats good so should the coffee.

• tostitos with a hint of lime
• maui sweet onion
• baked lays
• honey dijon kettle chips
• cool ranch doritos
• flaming hot cheetoes
• plain tortilla chips w/ salsa

• nerds related candy (shit is like cannibalism!)
• reese's w/ caramel (holy gizmo erectus batman, this is sweet)
• milk duds (yeah baby lets rip the fillings out of our teeth)
• kit kats & twix
• dark chocolate ( i may be the only person younger then 50 who likes dark chocolate)

• knbr 680 the sportsleader (seriously, i'd rather listen to sportstalk then beats, makes the traffic much easier to deal with since it makes you feel like youre sitting in the car with a friend)
• kits live 105 (lyrics born to regina spektor to postal service)
• kscu 103fm the underground sound (nuff said)
• kfjc 89.7 foothill college (rucker park, turn it up)
• kmel 106 (the mid day mix)
• mix 106.5 (easy listening baby!)

• dannon activia yogurt
• bannannas
• bagged spinach
• rotisserrie chicken
• odwalla orange juice
• romaine hearts
• trail mix
• those veggie platters
• watermelon
• pizza
• polish dog
• ribeye steaks
• multi grain bread
• tuna
• pasta sauce

• apply again for the masters program at SJSU, counseling education beeyatches.
• train for some sort of half marathon.
• get a new job already, fuck promotions.
• move out of my current place to a deluxe apt in the skyyyyyyyyyyyy!
• save up ends to pay my car insurance policies in december.
• buy a new car.
• plan out thanksgiving plans for the family (ny? costa rica? vancouver?)

more bozacks to be got.

• wow this sucks.
• yeah i know some people commute from effin los banos to the city but i dont care, i had a gad damn 10 minute commute and now i watch the today show to see what mike inoue says about the traffic to shave off minutes on my 30 minute commute. bleh.
• i need a bigger commuter cup.
• my car is a piece of shart.
• the alviso near milpitas smells like ass.
• should i try taqueria 'EL URGE' or the other one closer to work today?
• i need a new my shaldan air freshener, lime or gardenia, hmmm decisions.
• its only wednesday and ive put almost 200 miles on the car already.
• kevan barlow is a weak ass running back.
• one of my aunts is crazy.
• to be continued...

• subaru outback legacy (station wagon and cheaper than the forester. l.l.bean edition? hmmm)
• subaru forester (apparently its the car of choice amongst lesbians, all wheel drive, part suv part station wagon, bueno!)
• honda odyssey touring edition (this shit is sweet, side running boards and a roof rack, round up the kids, were going to soccer practice!)
• toyota sienna (this mini van gets the nod for all wheel drive, not as pretty as the odyssey but muy functional and safe)
• volvo xc70 (cross country station wagon, fuck yeah)
• toyota tacoma trd (always wanted a truck, if i do get one and you happen to be moving, sorry im busy that weekend, hahaha)
• chevrolet el camino (circa 5th generation, 1975 - 1981, its a car, wait its a truck, no folks its both!)

• ween off the coffee (easy in the summer, hard in the winter)
• eat less meat (seriously, at 26, i doubt my body can process half a pound of bacon anymore)
• more veggies (leafy greens, cruciferous veggies, fiber)
• quit the diet coke addiction!!! (man, there is something definately sinister in it)
• eat more fish
• continue to reverse centuries of genetic defect and become lactose tolerant
• try to eat a live squid, head and all in one bite ala oldboy
• um how about in general eat less hahaha

• use the many flashlights i own
• shower & shave by candlelight
• sit alone very still in the dark
• throw out food that has gone bad in my fridge
• call pg&e every 4 hours
• make shadow puppets
• listen to am radio
• park my car in the carport since blackouts tend to cause crime
• go on walks with my ipod and appreciate the metal dinosaurs at the garden art shop down the street
• cry

• brita filter water
• odwalla oj
• half & half
• gatorade frost
• perrier (most of the time its pelligrino haha hollywood!)
• 8th continent soy milk
• diet peach arizona green tea
• stella arquois
• kirkland water
• diet pepsi with lime
• charles shaw pinot grigio (its white so it needs to be chilled no?)
• hansens tonic water
• starbucks frappuchinos (yeah sorry about this one)
• 2% milk (yeeeeaaaaaaah baby!)
• tropical punch kool aid jammers
• ketel one vodka
• bombay sapphire gin
• jagermeister

• why do folks wash socks seperately from everything else in their laundry? makes no sense. apparently they think since you are on your feet all day, it isnt copastetic to wash your shirts or face towels with socks as it would imply you are washing your face w/ stank socks. wtf!!! but apparently it is okay to wash your dirty draws/undies/g-strang/thong-th-thong-thong-thong with your shirts/face towel etc... only cause you'd rather have your butt crust in your face instead? fukkin insane!!! plaese to explain this. go get colour safe bleach.

• peter lugar steakhouse (m*therf*ckin flinstone sized steaks)
• katz's deli (best pastrami ever!)
• sobaya (soba noodles, buckwheat beer & toasted sesame ice cream)
• magnolia's bakery (this bakery has all the bomb frosting)
• corner bistro (burgers & beers)
• momofuku noodle bar (more noodles, perfect for those cold days)
• bleeker street pizza (thin crust goodness)
• dunkin donuts (really good cup of joe)
• brunch spot in carroll gardens (forgot to put the info in my phone)
• sushi spot in manhattan (forgot to put the info in my phone)

• Halle Berry @ Pink's Hot Dogs 2000 w/ bitch ass Eric Benet
• Bruce Willis @ Serendipity NY
• Brian Austin Green @ some cafe in LA
• Vanessa Marcel beefin' w/ Brian Austin Green @ some cafe in LA
• Eric Benet @ the Oakland Airport (dude!)
• Kirsten Dunst @ LAX
• Minnie Driver @ JFK
• David Bowie w/ his daughter in NYC
• Eric Benet again @ LAX (this f8cker must be stalking me)
• Sinbad @ LAX boarding an America West flight to Phoenix
• Cory Blount formerly of the Bulls & Lakers @ Roscoe's Chicken & Waffle off Pico Blvd.
• shit im blanking on some other folls i've seen at the Beverly Center and in NYC...

• darkness - i believe in a thing called love
• yes - owner of a lonely heart
• prince - kiss
• human league - dont you want me
• inxs - need you tonight
• soft cell - tainted love
• omd - if you leave
• modern english - melt with you
• new order - bizarre love triangle
• when in rome - the promise
• spandeau ballet - true
• morrissey - suedehead / hairdresser on fire
• the cure - boys dont cry
• spoon - i turn my camera on
• hall & oates - i cant go for that
• culture club - do you really want to hurt me
• queen - under pressure
• elton john - tiny dancer

• my newly acquired cowbell! blue oyster cult anyone?
• fitness ball (have you seen my gut lately?)
• the bike in the kitchen
• the newspaper cutout from my college years of a robinsons-may advertisement of a dress (dont judge dont ask)
• secret squirrel bobblehead
• darth vader mr. potato head!
• KPM (korean power medallion)
• the stack of magazines in my bathroom
• flashlights
• goodwill finds (boombox, playskool tape recorder/mic, sesame street portable record player, jean-luc picard action figure)

• rent (damn blasted rent)
• parents
• bills (pg&e, sprint & college loans)
• gasoline
• grocerys
• music & dvd's
• shoes (50 pairs deep)
• booze

• coffee / diet coke with lime/lemon
• records (music)
• beer especially with burritos
• the internet (myspace, soulstrut, listography, youtube, blogs)
• HBO's entourage

• marshmallows
• fresh krispy kremes
• ice cream sandwiches
• beer
• pancakes & syrup
• whipped creme

• silver oak we started off with the cream of the cro...
• plumpjack besides a cool cat chilling outside, the...
• sequoia grove the most informative of all, the lady be...
• franciscan this place was cool and at this point we...
• v. sattui this place was shit, but the tastings we...
• cosentino this was the last spot and was also free...
• mustard's grill just a restaurant and was real cool. we ...

• christy turlington
• ed burns

• take the brooklyn lager brewery tour
• eat at BLT steak
• have dinner with more celebrities <-- hahaha

• el-p from company flow
• galt macdermot
• scarlett johanson
• danica mackellar
• rapper jim jones
• maya rudolph
• james woods
• tiki barber
• jai rodriguez
• the middle daughter from 7th heaven
• various consulates from foreign nations?

• drink coffee
• watch football
• set up comcast cable
• drink some more coffee
• oil change the accord
• wash the accord
• vacuum the accord
• eat breakfast
• wash the civic
• vacuum the civic
• watch some more football
• go to trader joes
• make 7-layer dip
• fill out sample ballot for parents

• HYPHY (i think this one would have gone over well but alas i flaked ha!)
• kim jong il (no brainer)
• andre 3000 (think football pads, golf pants, a boa and fedora)
• somebody from the Warriors (the movie) (perhaps baseball fury?)
• hmmmm i guess have 365days to think about it now.
• frodo/aragorn/gandalf/legolas (thanks for the ideas but it may be blaspehmous to go as a character from the greatest trilogy EVAR)

• sharon jones (simply powerful, simply soulful)
• alice russell (she can belt it out, and shes white, god damn!)
• nicole willis (timmion records w/ the soul investigators)
• lily allen (british)
• spanky wilson (w/ quantic soul orchestra, banging!)

• floss
• text message
• cut steak
• open jars
• eat pho
• roll down my drivers side window
• use a baseball glove
• put socks on
• unbutton pants
• tie my shoes

• have my laundry done by my mom (yeah blah blah blah yada yada yada)
• watch cable tv.
• eat.
• do yard work.
• oil change the cars and other minor car maintenance.
• clean the gutters.
• bake with my mom.
• pay them rent.
• check all the paperwork/bills/documents that my parents get.
• did i mention my laundry?

• wow, this is what it must have felt like to be part of the Fellowship of the Rings.
• i hope the traffic dies down.
• work sucks.
• i wonder if someone will break into my car.
• those are some huge cow shits!
• what should we eat afterwards.
• how far is the summit?
• damn, lets take this shortcut.
• are we there yet?
• theres a grip of people here.
• this view is overrated.
• i think i see hammer's house.
• fuck, we got to walk down now?
• wheres the shuttle?
• im so thirsty.
• do cows chase after people?
• bring the camelpak next time.
• im getting dizzy.

• its all freaking mind games, waiting for the other to break.
• what do you mean the cars in an auxillary lot?
• it takes forever, scan the barcode and let me get out of here.
• shit, next time bring food & drinks, maybe a tent & sleeping bags.
• car salespeople are fake fucks!
• does it really take an hour to run my credit?
• motherfucker i know what MSRP is!
• your non-dairy creamer for the coffee sucks.
• dont go ask your boss about the price when in reality your taking a shit or talking to the secretary.
• dont hate me cause im paying cash.
• undercoating? fuck you and your undercoating!
• dont try and charge me for floormats assh...

• talladega nights: the battle of ricky bobby (this was excellent!)
• miami vice (shoot'em bang bang!)
• monster house (surprisingly scary for a pg animated kids flick)
• inconvenient truth (al gore is the truth, essential watching)
• pirates of the caribbean: dead mans chest (ehhh)
• cars (pretty good, the steve jobs effect)
• clerks 2 (hahaha decent)
• da vinci code (bleh)
• x-men 3: the last stand (more wolverine please)
• nacho libre anybody?

• girlfriends (on upn produced by kelsey grammar)
• becker (starring ted danson)
• freddy (yeah the freddie prince jr. sitcom)
• gilmore girls (strangely fascinationg)
• yes dear! (gotta love channel 36 kicu)
• the entire monday night lineup on CBS

• drivers license
• washington mutual atm card
• american express costco card
• citibank card with a picture of me grinning taken over dinner with family after i graduated from colegio
• united mastercard
• UCI student ID from 2000
• $5 coldstone gift certificate
• AMC movie theatres gift certificate, did you know you can get 2 passes for 15bucks at costco? no restrictions either
• rasputins discount card, i actually dont know why this is in here but id rather keep it on me then find myself without and having to pay the extra 18¢
• whole foods sandwich card
• a few dollars, 18 to be exact
• notice no receipts, no movie ticket stubs from 1998, no business cards, no bullshit.

• a device at all restaurants/stores/companies/etc that patrons can sync w/ their phones and obtain the info for that particular store w/o having to input it themselves... especially nifty for those rocking the palm treo (actually someone told me this exists, but i havent seen it)
• something that will enable someone to apply sunscreen to your own back side without having to do yoga/pilates for years to increase your flexibility or awkwardly ask someone in the locker room at your pool to do it for you... discussions have been made and a shirt may be in the works for 2010
• an attachment for the air conditioning unit in your car that will allow you to direct the stream of cold air to various parts of your body, for example your armpits.
• another contraption for your car that wil...

• the jheri curl (let your soul glo!)
• the afro (blowout comb and the symbol of righteousness)
• the mullet (cropped on the side and long in the middle)
• the perm (like a jheri curl but w/o the drip drip drip)
• dreadlocks (too bad the smell of patchouli oil will send some people running)
• beads (rick james bitch)
• hi-top fade w/ nike symbol etched in on the side (need i say more?)
• the nelson (long blonde hair)
• the morrissey (a well sculptured coif)
• bowl cut (haha oh my youth, whether or not my mom used a bowl remains to be seen)

• sweat (dont get me wrong, when im working out its okay but not when im dressed in khakis or worst yet; a grey shirt!)
• your car is like a fukkin sauna or one of those dry heat rooms
• my electric bill & gasoline bill go up
• i get hella thirsty (im already part camel as it is)
• whereas in the winter you can put more clothes on, during the summer you cant wear less and less clothes and you cant walk around with an air conditioning unit strapped to your back. ugh!
• old people die
• there is no cool side of the pillow
• my body is not ready to go topless hahaha

• sort records, lots and lots of records, this is never ending and i am beginning to think i should have insomnia more to get this done
• clean, swiffer, do dishes, use scrubbing bubbles
• watch infomercials (the colon one comes to mind)
• listen to my ipod as i stare blankly at my ceiling fan while desperately trying to get some sleep
• count my socks, i have enough to last me 37days and i dont have any missing ones either (go mom!)
• reorganize my fridge in case mtv cribs shows up
• toss & turn
• if the wifi is on, the internet
• drink booze

• Nas - Illmatic
• Common Sense - Ressurrection
• Raekwon - Only Built For Cuban Linx
• Pete Rock & CL Smooth - The Main Ingredient
• Artifacts - Between a Rock & a Hard Place
• Organized Konfusion - Stress: The Extinction Agenda
• De La Soul - 3 Ft High Rising
• A Tribe Called Quest - Midnight Marauders
• Del tha Funkee Homosapien - No Need for Alarm
• The Roots - Do You Want More?!?!!!!
• Cypress Hill - Cypress Hill
• Snoop Doggy Dogg - Doggystyle
• Wu-Tang Clan - Enter The 36 Chambers
• Dr. Dre - The Chronic
• Gang Starr - Moment of Truth

• Celia's (free appetizers stand up!)
• Mom's house (ain't nothing like it)
• Pizza My Heart Campbell (not all PMH's are created equal)
• Pho Tau Bay (Downtown SJ location)
• Tres Portrillos Sunnyvale (best carnitas!!!)
• House of Falafel (Falafel's Drive-In fall back!)
• In & Out Burger
• Whole Food's sandwiches
• Nordstrom Bistro
• Uncle Frank's BBQ
• Tres Portrillos Sunnyvale
• Amato's CheeseSteaks
• Lee's Sandwiches (various locations)
• Costco
• Celia's (free appetizers stand-up!)

• Golden State Warriors (one day it'll all come together)
• Buffalo Bills (wow 4 straight superbowl losses, yet im still standing, im still strong)
• San Francisco Giants (f*cking dusty baker, f*cking livian hernandez, f*cking scott spiezio)
• Oakland Athletics (small time and the american league counterpart to the sf giants)
• Korean World Cup team (be the reds! reds go together!)

• soba buckwheat beer (not the rogue one)
• hitachino red rice ale
• newcastles
• negra modelo
• red stripe
• stella
• guinness
• coors light
• MGD's (will always have a special place in my liver)