No particular order

• crazy guy: We affectionatly call Amy "The Tequila Monster" Well..this girl that we know called The Tequila Monster is coming over for a bit. It doesn't take Miss Cleo to see where this one is going.
• crazy guy: Tell him "I knocked, but no one anwered, so I thought I'd wait here at the pool."
• crazy guy: Meanwhile he's all "Bitch I've been waiting by the door for someone else, I didn't hear shit!"
• crazy guy: Damn....I'm trying to live vicariously through my friends
• crazy guy: My wife drug home around 3:30 this morning meanwhile, I had to be up at 3:45
• crazy guy: It was kinda nice having her to talk to while I got around, but damn
• some other crazy person: I COULD PUNCH HIM IN HIS GDAMN FACE
• some other crazy person: i gotta poop
• crazy donkey: oh you rockstar you
• crazy donkey: i thought you were black with that big ole bootay
• crazy donkey: to do what fiesta texas? seaworld? sell your body?
• crazy donkey: i'm all the milk chocolate you need
• crazy donkey: one word machine activated
• crazy donkey: wild monkey dancing?
• crazy donkey: thanks i think of them while i poo
• crazy donkey: its pootastic
• crazy donkey: plus u cant talk you have a k-pop pose picture
• crazy donkey: i had to do the bionic seahorse
• crazy donkey: i like toes but i'm not creepy about itLOL
• crazy donkey: i like toes in my ear
• crazy donkey: she just needs some bionic seahorse from that dude
• crazy donkey: man i always dress up to see a movie at home i wear a suit jk i watch them naked
• crazy donkey: god i need to cut my hair but i dont want to go back to the oldschool fade n spikes
• crazy donkey: i thought i would say cause he makes me hoawnay babyy