• My parents and sister love him.
• Gets along with my friends.
• Treats me like I'm made of glass, but knows I'm not.
• Has the patience to teach me things, but is willing to learn from me as well.
• Likes cats.
• Likes to argue, but is willing to let me win if I deserve it.
• Has many goals, both achievable and insane.
• Never stops dreaming.
• Is a fantastic kisser- doesn't shove his tongue down my throat.
• Takes his time.
• Gives me periodic massages. Unprompted.
• Makes certain I know he loves everything about me, including my imperfections, but teases me very often.
• Likes to travel, wants to learn about other cultures.
• Reads the news.
• Reads ANYTHING.
• ENJOYS reading.
• Reads OFTEN.
• Harry Potter fan.
• Is a feminist.
• Recycles.
• Never litters.
• Is willing to forgo time together to let me study.
• Distracts me when I study too much.
• Is willing to fight with me when I'm being irrational or mean, but will never do so by raising his voice.
• Is willing to read my atrocious poems and pretend to like them.
• Will one day take me to Paris.
• Drives me everywhere. I'm tired of being the chauffeur.
• Genuinely will not care if I make more money than him.
• Will always open doors for me, but never hold the chair for me.
• Will allow me to pay for things without feeling emasculated.
• Is a decent cook.
• Proposes marriage during sex. No fanfare. With a cheap ring.
• Will not buy me flowers. Ever. They belong in the dirt. Valentine's day is nothing but mass murder. There's nothing romantic about watching flowers die on a table in your house.
• Wants as many children as we can afford.
• Will take care of my car. Getting a simple oil change freaks me out; I can feel them staring at me the whole time and its super uncomfortable.
• Will iron my clothes. Because I can't. I leave creases everywhere.
• Will let me name our firstborn son Victor, if my sister does not beat me to it.
• Is a fan of Uruguay's national soccer team and will root for them... NOT MATTER WHO THEY PLAY AGAINST.

Really now, I'm not asking for much.