• Beyonce
• Mariah Carey
• cheap alcohol
• dancing my ass off to loud, mainstream music
• being fake to dumb bitches
• dirty, dirty hip-hop (think Khia's "My Neck, My Back)
• The OC
• Destiny's Child
• Keystone Light
• Suburbia/suburban parties
• Subway veggie subs
• Panera
• Wegman's
• candy for dinner at Wegman's
• getting stoned while driving
• experiencing all 4 seasons
• hating sports
• 90s pop
• Love and Basketball
• Glitter
• Murder I.N.C.
• Jennifer Lopez
• shit talking

on a seemingly unrelated note, the new Girl Talk album is terrible!