- i was joking around putting on an australian accent at school and a girl came up to me and said "omg! are you from australia?!"
- a sub teacher i had in year 12 told me they liked my style and that i looked cool
- a woman came and sat next to me on the bus and was convinced i was her daughter's friend called claire, i had no idea who she was
- a teacher threw a frisbee at my head on a school trip
- in english class when we were about 12 years old the girl sitting next to me accidentally flung something towards the direction of our teacher and it landed in his crotch without him noticing, we were laughing for ages
- whilst i was out with my parents for dinner when i was 16 the people from the table behind us finished and the man told me he enjoyed my sense of humour
- when i was 18 a boy who used to get the same bus as me (he was about 12 or 13) would sometimes talk to me on the walk to school and asked if i wanted a cigarette
- i went to philosophy class 5 mins early from break once because i felt like a noob hanging around alone and when my teacher saw me in class early he called me a "swot"
- when i was out for a walk by myself by the lake i saw a man walking his dog but his dog kept pulling the lead a lot and trying to run and his owner just looked at him pissed off and said in a monotone irritated voice: "stop. stop for fucks sake. stop". it was very hard not to laugh
- when i was walking to catch my train in the station a pigeon flew in front of a man's face and he yelled "FUCKING PIGEONS"
- when i was on the train to uni once a man sitting alone on the opposite side of the carriage randomly said out loud "there's few things in life more annoying than a stinky fucking train". i almost burst out laughing
- a couple of australian tourists that my dad and i met in a pub thought i looked "like a tourist" too. i have no idea why
- when i was in camden a bunch of guys were dressed up as traffic cones and they all sat along the road so the vehicles had to stop. everyone was laughing, it was like a scene you'd see on tumblr but in real life
- when dad lived here we were watching a wildlife show on tv about sharks and i didnt understand something so he tried explaining it to me but said the wrong word without realizing - he said "and that's what makes sharks virtually irresistible". I couldn't stop laughing for ages, he said it so seriously
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