- ♏ ☀ - ? 🌕 - ? ⬆ ; if he had a set birthdate he would have a virgo rising like Vashti
- 100% always one bad day away from a full-blown nervous breakdown
- he smiles like a old white lady
- his parents are typically described as being very attractive and cypress still turned out ugly 😢😢😢😢. he has the face only a mother could love AND SHE DID
- his first design (2021/brown hair) was canonically good looking
- he doesn't know that he is eyeless, his reflections always shows himself with normal eyes
- his dreams are frequently meaningful and prophetic
- The longer someone looks at him, the more uncanny/inhuman he looks; his face is too smooth, his facial features are almost perfectly aligned and symmetrical, and his limbs seem to have extra joints
- he was chubby as a child and all the way up to his early teens, which is astonishing considering how he is nothing but bones now
- he can't walk up a flight of stairs without getting winded .. just like me😻
- he gets extremely tired after crying. Like this man will shed one tear and fall into a day long coma after
- he is very particular about his hygiene and cannot stand being dirty; major neat freak
- he has many, many terrible memories, but if you asked for the worst of them all, he would tell you that it was experiencing sleep paralysis twice; he already has a hard time moving and with seeing things in general so being stuck to his bed and hallucinating at the same time.. he would've much rather been dead
- he and I used to have the same mole placements before I added more moles 😪
- out of all of my 45 characters, he takes after me the absolute MOST, yet he isn't a sona or self-insert
- his first playlist from Fleetwood mac down to the partland brothers is organized by sound, color, and genre
- his main playlist unintentionally gets more insane the further you scroll because it's so unorganized
- post 2021, I always imagined him being from/raised on a southern beach - at first he was originally from Daphne (AL) but I eventually decided on him being from beaufort (SC) because I LOVE SOUTH CAROLINA!!!!!
- i have no idea why but he really reminds me of a blobfish . he looks like a blobfish to me
- his spirit animal is the blobfisj
- he's a horrendous liar
- has the hardest time opening up and trusting others but is frequently trusted by the people he knows at the same time
- the therapist friend but is also in dire need of one lollolol
- charming, but in his own really, really weird way
- he has a really strong sense of empathy and compassion
- mysterious doesn't even come close when it comes to describing him
- he has a deep fear of abandonment, and his fear of losing the people he cares about and being completely alone drives him in the majority of his decisions and actions
- he'd be the type to cry if a stranger was nice to him
- he has a hard time believing any positive things said to or about him. any positive attention he gets makes him feel a little uneasy
- he believes his grandmother's delusions. How much, though, is uncertain
- there is a few things known about his family, but little to no information surrounding him (and as of right now there isnt a cool reason for that yet 😿😿 i am writing..)
- both sides of his family are known for having thick and healthy hair, which he inherited
- he's very, very clueless about his conditions since he has no way of getting checked out or finding out for himself; he thinks that his lack of sleep is a normal thing
- he knows that he's unwell but doesnt understand the full extent of how bad his unwellness really is
- he hates his complexion and wishes he looked more like his mother's side
- that being said, he finds pale skin repulsive both on himself and on others
- his ethnic makeup is primarily Spanish with flecks of other ethnicities thrown in; he is 50% (or 70% ?? fuck math) Asturian, 25% Hungarian and 25% Indigenous - he considers himself a "hodgepodge"
- i don't think anyone would believe me if i told them the real reason behind him being hungarian 💀 💀 💀
- he isn't an enrolled member/cardholder but he's still indian idgaf!!! actually HE WEARS TURQUOISE!!!!! IT DOESNT GET ANY MORE INDIFGEONOUS THAN THAT (i should know) (this entire sentence was a joke)
- Cleo is the oldest cypress is in another universe age-wise
- Samson is the oldest version of cypress time period-wise (hes like 500 years old)
- excluding Bailey, every iteration of Ashley has an accent of some sort (Vick/Minnesotan, Isaac/NY, Samson/Scottish etc.)
- if he didnt have an accent he would have Shannon's voiceclaim
- he sounds just like tthe "i'm calling the fuckin CEO and every one of ya'll's little accounts are getting shut down" guy A&Q^&^E$EA*E*@*YYE**YQDHIDI
- he rarely swears, and even when he does, he tends to use mild words like "hell" and "damn"
- he's great at debating
- one thing cypress doesn't lack is tact; he thinks before he speaks, and every word is chosen carefully
- he uses "lookit" instead of "look at that" LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN
- he has a tendency to repeat certain words when he speaks (for example he'd go "it's hot out today. Hot, hot, hot.")
- he's the last living descendant of his side of the family; after he passes away, the whole bloodline ends (he is in a situation identical to my own 😰😝😰😨😝💤😭🤳😍😨🛍😱)
- he and his grandmother (theda) have uncannily similar temperaments (both have soft voices and a quiet/gentle demeanor), which is why george always said that cypress reminded him of his mother
- his (paternal) grandparents spoiled him with candy when he was young which is why he has silver crowns
- he chuckles when he's nervous
- he sounds like he's trying really hard to not wake someone up
- he has a really high tolerance for drugs, so he requires higher doses than other people in order for them to have any effects
- he is also prone to addiction, and has overdosed a few times from both illegal and legal substances
- he has never experienced real heartbreak before regarding romantic relationships, but definitely with other relationships like familiar and friendly relationships
- he speaks at a normal volume if talking about something he's passionate about; this is also the loudest he can get since he can't yell
- Kyrie is the reason why Cypress is into punk music
- he looks to kyrie for approval on everything
- he'd definitely be a magick metal/dungeon synth fan if the genre existed in the 80s
- he has an eye for details and takes a lot of pride in his work/what he does, whether that's art or like literally anything else!!!!! give him a job and he'll make sure that he does it well
- if he had a pair, he'd have noise cancelling headphones on 24/7
- major melophile and owns multiple cassettes, types of vinyl, + CDs - he also has a walkman (frequently seen on him) and a big ass boombox
- he comes up with melodies for the lyrics his father wrote and sometimes plays the songs he made
- his for against shirts were drawn by him
- he drives a 1983 Ford Sierra
- his favorite quote is: "Remember, man, you are dust, and to dust you shall return."
- he calls children "miniature humans"
- if you bring up one of his interests he try to will physically restrain himself the hardest he can from going on a tangent about it for 8 hours
- His favorite shows are The Magic of Oil Painting + Night Flight; daytime soap operas are his guilty pleasure
- focuses better on things when he has music playing in the background
- he practices complex basslines with Rush (Geddy is a HUGGEE inspo to him!!!!), though he only has four songs out of their whole discography down pat
- he has practiced to yyz more than 12 times in one week
- he is alright at skateboarding and likes to skate around sometimes on the rare occasion he leaves his room
- he takes cold showers and chews on ice to ground himself during derealization episodes
- his parents are frequent subjects of his drawings
- he calls Margo auntie - no aunt Margo or auntie margo, just auntie
- he's very flexible/bendy (obviously)
- he wiggles his fingers instead of waving his whole hand when he waves
- he is homeschooled and also lives a solitary, sheltered life
- he comes from a lower middle class background and most of his AUs do as well
- he has a lot of his dad's mannerisms - one of them being that his eyes always get big if he's spooked
- eye contact with people is uncomfortable for him (out of a deep insecurity about his face); his eyes often dart around in his conversations
- he's touch-starved, which is why he's happy to have any kind of physical contact, be it a simple tap on the shoulder or an actual hug
- his dilated pupils are the result of his halodol use
- near the middle of MLV1, Tate asks Sobel "Is there a God? If God exists and he loves us all, why does he make us suffer?" - Sobel tells Tate that "There's no god." and smiles. In MLV2, Sobel gives Tate a more hopeful and thought-out answer
- Sobel "reveals" cypress' actual age (sort of since MLV1/2, again, did not happen and Sobel is a nightmare!@@!!!!) when he says "I’m hardly 17, and I still look like I’ve lived three times over."
- famous for his ridiculously short shorts in 84/85
- he's done it all through the course of his life. the big permed hair, the outrageously tacky sweaters, the fanny packs, the embarrassing photoshoots........... everything.
- his nickname in the 10th grade was 'Stretch' - he was around 14-15 years old and already 5'10, almost 5'11
- he hits 6'5 in his early 20s, realistically he should be well over 6'5 because really tall family but i do not want to have a character over 6'5 im noy do8ng it
- he was suspended for 1-2 weeks after punching another kid in the jaw and breaking it, because someone called Lee a slur; he tells Lee that if he had the chance, he'd do it again
jun 19 2023 ∞
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