These took 90% of my brain power to write please laugh

• I've tried, I've tried so hard. Everyone leaves, people always leave. I'm alone. All I have is my Grandma. I try to be so careful, I try to do the right things, but people hate me. They hate me.
• What am I supposed to do if you leave too? I can't take it. Everyone leaves me and they never come back.
• Well, what I had intended to do was to go out for a nice little walk. But I ended up having a staring contest with the door. It lost. The closet had the sheer audacity to blink. Can you believe that?
• God took my eyes because I was made for better things than vision.
• I think I did something horrible today. No... no, I did. I messed up. I made someone angry with me.
• (on a familiar street) Dear lord, where are my glasses? I have no idea where I am. I don't even recognize these streets. Oh man, what'll I do? I'm lost, aren't I? Well... I don't really want to be found anyway.
• He's a local fixture for sure. Gave me a nasty shock the first time I seen him ripping pages outta the Bible in that gas station. Nearly made me fall off my damn bike.
• I never really understood the point. There's nothing to glean from watching snuff. Besides arousal, if you're sick like that. I'm still in therapy from something I saw when I was 8. It's not... It's not art. Not in any form of the word. No.
• My doctors are always telling me to not stand up for too long or walk too much and to not run. No sports either - So on and so forth. At this point, all I'm worried about is that some jackass'll try and kick my knee in or something.
• I'm talking about astrology, so none of what I said really makes sense. It's pseudoscience. It isn't a hard science like psychology. So you have to take it with a grain of salt, and not apply the same rigid rules to it that you would to stuff like chemistry or biology. Who the hell is Saturn to tell me my year's going to be full of strife and pain?? Who is he?!
• They locked me in the bin multiple times before. I'm a frequent guest at the funny padded room building. You can't keep a madman down. (Sarcastically)
• Because being stable and Timothy are mutually exclusive. I'm far from a functioning person. A hurricane of bad decisions and bad coping skills. An eldritch being trying to fit into a human disguise and failing miserably.
• I don't have the energy to get up and move. I'd pass out halfway to the kitchen and spill the entire pot and get hot soup all over myself in the process of passing out. I will become one with the soup.
• The melatonin never works. I swear it's a placebo pill. I don't get why people spend any cash on that crap when they can just put themselves through an all-nighter and collapse from exhaustion the next evening.
• No, no, no... What? I'm not him. I am NOT Sobel.
• Well, when I'm not napping or feeling terrible, I like drawing. I mean, I love it. I'm absolutely in love with drawing. It's kind of the only hobby of mine, but I make it a pretty big part of my life. I try to draw at least a few times a week, when I'm feeling up to it. And I'm very into books. I love reading.
• As long as you keep coming back to my hovel, I'll allow it. Though you'll have to pay the toll upon entrance. That's the only caveat.
• Tell you what. I'm going to be perfectly honest - I don't have any social skills. I never did. I avoid people. Most people make me nervous. Most life forms make me nervous, you know? But I think that you make a fine exception.
• This is me when I was maybe, like... six? We were in Cuba for a visit, and we went to a petting zoo. There was this pig that really, really liked me. It wouldn't leave me alone. Pretty much followed me everywhere. I, uh... remember it kept bumping its nose against my hand, hoping I'd feed it some crackers. I remember it really loved crackers. I don't know why. It's name was Marigold, I think. I remember wanting to take it home, but obviously I couldn't. Ma said the pig wouldn't fit in the house.
• Thank you so much for sharing this. Now I would like for my brain to be outside my skull.
• You'd think it'd be less painful with the needle the size and thickness of a pen nib. What's the point of a needle that small? What's the point of IVs in general, man?
• How about instead of chocolate, you could help me get my GED? It might even make it easier to get a job. That way, you can buy lots of candy for the both of us, and you can have a sugar baby.
• It'll be hard trying to forget this embarrassing display on her part. It's not every day that I run into a jackass of her caliber.
• My bones are tired, my mind is tired, everything is tired. The only energy I have is being used to keep my heart beating and it isn't enough.
• Goodnight. Thanks for making everything as difficult and annoying as possible tonight.
• I'd say I love you, but right now I'm having a real hard trying to feel anything but exhaustion and annoyance.
• Barbeque spaghetti is genuinely the worst. It's the most disgusting thing Tennesee has spawned other than Volunteers fans.