TASK: stand-up within 10 minutes of coming online; either to brush teeth, use toilet, shower, fucking anything as long as you are standing up

ARCHIVED WEEK OF JULY 9 TO 15

• wed - FAIL
  • YOU TOOK FOUR HOURS TO GET UP! THAT'S NOT GOOD :(
• thur - FAIL
  • YOU TOOK TWO HOURS TO GET UP! SOMEWHAT BETTER...
• fri - SUCCESS
  • CUTTING IT A LITTLE CLOSE! BUT YOU MADE IT! YOU GOT OUT OF BED AT 8:08, 8 MINUTES AFTER WAKING UP.
• sat - SUCCESS
  • GOOD JOB! EVEN THOUGH YOU WAITED 9 MINUTES TO GET UP (WAKING AT 6:57, STANDING AT 7:06) YOU DID MUCH MORE THAN YESTERDAY: YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH, MADE YOURSELF A BOWL OF CEREAL, AND BROUGHT THE WATER CONTAINER DOWN!
• sun - SUCCESS
  • CUTTING IT CLOSE AGAIN, BUT YOU MADE IT! YOU GOT UP AT 5:31, 9 MINUTES AFTER WAKING UP. YOU BROUGHT THE WATER IN, REFILLED THEIR BOWLS, AND GOT THE RICE COOKER STARTED!
• mon - SUCCESS...?
  • ...WELL, YOU WOKE UP AT MIDNIGHT AND IMMEDIATELY GOT UP BECAUSE YOUR CAT KNOCKED THE PLATES DOWN, AND STAYED UP FOR A FEW HOURS AFTER...I SUPPOSE THIS COUNTS?
• tue - ??? INCONCLUSIVE
  • you don't remember anything you did yesterday? that's odd. in any case you at least know you were up until 4 am.

maintain a 3-week streak of this before you can replace this task with something else. every 7 days, you can get a 'cheat' of an extra 20 minutes.