Buster

• You're trying to steal from the wrong man. Watch your back, my little immigrant friend.
• We have unlimited juice? (laughs) This party is going to be off the hook.
• "(in the trunk of the car) Mother, when you see this videotape, you will know that I left. Not out of cowardice, but out of -- (big yawn) Man, it's tired in here. (falls asleep)"
• "I'm a MONSTER!"
• Buster at Army
• "These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing."
• Playing with fingernails when nervous

Tobias

• I just blue myself
• Douche-chill
• You blowhard!

Best episodes

• Season 2, Episode 3: "¡Amigos!"
• Season 2, Episode 12: "Hand to God"