Jimin regards him for a second and hums. “I don’t actually know how to get to know someone you’ve known for five years already, so I googled, and I found a list of thirty-six questions—”

Yoongi looks up and tsks. “Those are to make strangers fall in love with each other, Jimin-ah,” he drawls.

“Don’t be delusional, Yoongi. I'd sooner eat my own foot than fall in love with you.”

OR: Jimin is delighted when Namjoon asks him to be the best man at his wedding to Seokjin. The only downside to that is that Seokjin's best man is the man Jimin has hated from the moment they first laid eyes on each other: Min fucking Yoongi. Now, thrown together all of a sudden and with a Bachelor's party to organise, Jimin and Yoongi have to find a way to navigate their mutual dislike.

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