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enjoys organising handbags, the smell of stationary, pressing flowers, arguing online, stalking professors online, reading, making tea, snuggling, reading, making lists, visiting family, complaining about family, reading, the feel of biting into a sandwich, stealing food off people's plates, reading, drinking ice cold beer on a sweltering hot day, sussing out hot guys on public transport and then...

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  • Black Books
  • Mighty Boosh
  • X Files
  • Dexter
  • Secret Diary of a Call Girl
  • Lost in Austen
  • Absolutely Fabulous
  • Desperate Romantics
  • Luther
  • Big Bang Theory
  • The Mentalist
aug 10 2011 ∞
aug 10 2011 +
  • Pride and Prejudice
  • North and South
  • The Bell Jar
  • Olivia Joules
  • Bridget Jones' Diary
  • Jane Eyre
  • Anything by Marquis de Sade
aug 10 2011 ∞
aug 10 2011 +
  • wonky boobs (fixed with surgery)
  • ingrown toe nails (ongoing problem)
  • excessive sweating
  • polycycstic ovaries (manageable with pill not curable)
  • dandruff that won't go away
  • compacted adult teeth
  • foul morning breath
  • a spine that needs to be cracked constantly
  • Hot blood (I donate blood regularly to rid myself of this excess)
dec 15 2008 ∞
dec 15 2008 +
  • clenching his jaw when angry
  • mispronouncing words (ie govlament instead of government and strosberries instead of strawberries)
  • feeding me on a diet of chocolate for 6 months when I was 4
  • pointing and grunting when he wants me to pass him something
  • enraging my uncle by eating bacon and eggs in front of him knowing that it offends his muslim sensibilities
  • refusing to send me to America because they're capitalist
  • being sent to jail in his youth for overstaying his VISA and then starting a hunger strike
  • refusing to give up his alcohol in Dubai and then getting into trouble
  • losing his license and then arguing with the magistrate in court
  • not wanting to leave the house when my mu...
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dec 15 2008 ∞
dec 15 2008 +
  • Eggs Benedict
  • French Toast with Strawberries and Marscapone cream
  • Blue vein cheese with honey
  • Diced avocado on toast with lemon, sea salt and olive oil
  • Scrambled eggs with goats cheese
  • Goat's cheese on toast drizzled with sour cherry jam
  • Greek yogurt with musli
  • Strong black coffee with a cigarette
  • Hot porridge with honey and cinnamon
  • Mediterranean Breakfast (blac olives, white cheese, diced tomatoes and bread served with black tea).
aug 10 2011 ∞
aug 10 2011 +
  • People walking slowly in front of me
  • Cars that don't speed when in the right lane
  • Men who patronise me
  • People that interrupt me when I am talking
  • Mature age students
  • Hugh Jackman
  • Keira Knightley
  • Speaking to an automated computer on the telephone
  • Screaming children
  • Big Brother
  • Reality Television
  • The Twilight Series
  • Rednecks
  • Christian Evangelicals (and other religious fanatics)
  • Malcolm Turnbull
  • Diana Fowley
dec 15 2008 ∞
dec 15 2008 +
  • Run around my apartment pantless
  • Eat all of the marshmellows from the tin
  • Wax all manner of body hair
  • Write myself messages on my bathroom mirror so that when I have a shower later I think that ghosts are trying to talk to me
  • Look at my boobs
  • Rearrange furniture and then change it back to original position
  • Measure body fat (or play around with body fat)
  • Watch cartoons
dec 15 2008 ∞
aug 10 2011 +
  • Arm Chair
  • New curtains
  • Rugs for the living room
  • Lamp
  • Pot plants
  • Shoe cupboard
  • Laundry basket
  • Bed frame and new mattress
  • New coffee table
  • New dining table and chairs
  • Console
aug 10 2011 ∞
oct 15 2015 +
  • Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs 'Alice' collection perfume oils
  • Love - Chloe
  • No. 5 - Chanel
  • Cool Water - Davidoff
aug 10 2011 ∞
oct 15 2015 +
  • No 1: Fox Mulder (X-Files)
  • No 2: Mr Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)
  • No 3: Mr Darcy (Bridget Jones' Diary)
  • No 4: Mr Knightley (Emma)
  • No 5: Gregory House (House)
  • No 6: Robert Goren (Criminal Intent)
  • No 7: Ice-T (SVU)
  • No 8: Eliot Stabler (SVU)
  • No 9: Mr Rochester (Jane Eyre - despite the fact that he blinded and dismembered in the end)
  • No 10: Tony Almeda (24)
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dec 15 2008 ∞
dec 15 2008 +
  • Broad shoulders
  • Veiny large hands
  • Strong, prominent jaw line
  • Excessive sweating
  • Chest Hair
  • Taut arse
  • Prominent back muscles
  • Floppy (Mulder-like) hair
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aug 10 2011 ∞
aug 10 2011 +
  • Being short
  • Patronising women
  • Arguing in public
  • Refusing to give up their seats on public transport
  • Being short
  • Predisposition towards stalking
  • Being possessive
  • Talking loudly on their mobile phones
  • Adding random women they don't know on facebook
  • Delirium over anything related to football
  • Excessive smoking
  • Meddling in your affairs
aug 10 2011 ∞
aug 10 2011 +
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