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enjoys organising handbags, the smell of stationary, pressing flowers, arguing online, stalking professors online, reading, making tea, snuggling, reading, making lists, visiting family, complaining about family, reading, the feel of biting into a sandwich, stealing food off people's plates, reading, drinking ice cold beer on a sweltering hot day, sussing out hot guys on public transport and then...

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  • clenching his jaw when angry
  • mispronouncing words (ie govlament instead of government and strosberries instead of strawberries)
  • feeding me on a diet of chocolate for 6 months when I was 4
  • pointing and grunting when he wants me to pass him something
  • enraging my uncle by eating bacon and eggs in front of him knowing that it offends his muslim sensibilities
  • refusing to send me to America because they're capitalist
  • being sent to jail in his youth for overstaying his VISA and then starting a hunger strike
  • refusing to give up his alcohol in Dubai and then getting into trouble
  • losing his license and then arguing with the magistrate in court
  • not wanting to leave the house when my mum went into labour because there was a football final on television
  • his insistence on wearing cargo shorts
  • the odd inexplicable noises he makes
  • his ridiculously loud sneezing
dec 15 2008 ∞
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