• [Kristin:] Are we 49th in the nation or 49th in the US?
• [Helena:] At least you don't say "bomb dot com" [Kristin:] Why, what's on there?
• [Kristin:] I think I need to go to confession or something. I took a pushpin and made holes in her bike tires until my thumb hurt.
• (Variations of flip a bitch)

Rotate a slut. [Grace:] Spin a ho.

• [Grace:] Oh my man
• [Grace:] Fuck me tender
• [Me:] You guys, I haven't gotten my HPV shot yet [Esteban:] Oh my god I haven't either!
• [Server:] How would you like it prepared? [Kristin:] Medium well done
• [Me:] Patrick, I keep on offering ******* food but she doesn't want any :( [Patrick:] That's because you didn't coat it with sugar first
• [Monica:] Dana you should just add a "c" in your name.... dance-a! [Tara:] Except it would sound more German... like Danca
• [Me:] If you know you're not going to be happy with it then why do you want it? [Grace:] ... because I'm a pisces.
• (While looking through pictures) [Kristin:] Awwww that's a hella cute picture of you [Me:] ......... that's not me. [Kristin:] Who's that person blocking your sister? [Paulina:] That isss my sister.
• [Nicole:] Everyone said this movie's hella good. [Me:] No! If you have high expectations then you're just going to end up disappointed. We have to expect the worst. [Nicole:] Okay. [Me:] Just repeat after me. This movie's going to suck! [Nicole:] (extremely surprised) really????
• [Kristin:] I want to go to Paris.... or France
• [Roger, while eating hot food out of a metal bowl:] If Koreans are so smart with Samsung and shit, why do they make bowls out of metal?