- If I was a month I'd be December
- If I was a day of the week I'd be Tuesday
- If I was a time of day I'd be 0700
- If I was a direction I'd be South
- If I was a sin I'd be Lust
- If I was a planet I'd be Mercury
- If I was a gemstone I'd be a Garnet
- If I was a bird I'd be a Mockingbird
- If I was a flower I'd be a Peony
- If I was a kind of weather I'd be Snow
- If I was a fruit I'd be a Peach
- If I was a emotion I'd be Apprehension
- If I was a sound I'd be Sobbing into your pillow at 0100
- If I was a car I'd be Greased Lightning
- If I was a taste I'd be The sixth glass of wine
- If I was a place I'd be Seattle, WA
- If I was a sport I'd be Ice hockey
- If I was a color I'd be White
- If I was a natural disaster I'd be a Snow storm
- If I was a season I'd be Winter
- If I was a virtue I'd be Temperance
- If I was a mode of transportation I'd be an SUV
- If I was a song I'd be Jaded by Aerosmith
- If I was an item of clothing I'd be a Short black dress
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