• "we're gonna beat you with a tube sock full of wood screws!"- commercial
• "what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?"- Harry Potter
• "if you're not dead Colby, you're not having a bad day."- Racheal Kemple
• "you cold move in with me but i don't live anywhere."- Numb3rs
• "if you get that all over my everything, you're dead."- Norm Vandal
• "this is one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet."- Juno
• "where has Maria been? all day?!"
• "i have to go home, shave everything..."- Kelcie Bean
• "...liquid fart smell..."
• "the sky is leaking!"
• "DIE YOU MUMMY BASTARDS, DIE!"- the mummy 3
• "i can't grow a mustache."- Joe Jonas
• Project Runway Person:"What was your inspiration?"

Jake:"a piece of crap on the street"- Jake Normandy

• Evan: Loren, what's he saying? Loren: he's speaking english."- Evan Spencer
• " i used to think Minnie Mouse was sexy!"- The Voices Project
• "it's like sex on a stick except for your ears."
• "vag teeth"
• "and underneath her curler she has wimples in her hair"- hannah coxon
• "...i'm a poptart in a canoe..."
• "THAT WOMAN IS A WOMAN!" - Shakespeare in Love
• "Armidillo, Mankind needs you..."- commercial
• "oh mother, i come bearing a gift. i'll give you a hint. it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."- Family Guy
• "...fuzzy dduck chair..."
• "...primordial ooze..."- Trevor Forbes
• "u thirty wooo!"- Ethan Burke
• "Chef Boyaredope!"- Ethan Burke
• "suffed crusts ahoy!"- Ethan Burke
• "that bearded fool!"- Evan Spencer
• "...stupid screaming fox."- Tracy Gandin
• "wandering spleen"- Danica Casey
• "my underware's having an identity crisis!"
• "have you fed your rock today?"
• " can i get that list of ducks?"- Liz Beatty-Owens
• "i'll punch you in the kneecap."
• " you're gonna hurt your face again."- Evan Spencer
• "i broke my fall with my face."- Russel Wood
• "man tenticles"- Simone Arnold
• "it's flame retardent. you can taste it."- Joe Gasque
• "thank you flying shoebox."
• "there is some evidence of death and grossness."- Marcia Bowles
• "i messed up hitting the GO button."- Steph
• "all i know is that banannas plus oxygen equals death."- Andrew Ellis
• "...i will give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife!"- Tim Minchin
• "hey bob get off the internet."- 'Cy'
• "what's this intelligence? i'll have none opf it!"- Tanner Lake
• "oh the pitter patter of tiny feet in ginat combat boots."- Firefly
• "tramatic(phlem sound)"- Ricky
• "now all that's left to do is climb aboard the davy jones flying crocodile machine."- Pirates of the Caribbean 2
• "i think that branch missed the memo that IT'S NOT FALL YET!"
• "does his face have armor?"- Firefly
• "grr.arr."- Firefly (mutant Enemy)
• "om nom nomable"- Claire Goldsworthy
• "bad assery"- Claire Goldsworthy
• "craptastic"- Claire Goldsworthy
• "the zani mobile"- Claire Goldsworthy
• "i don't know how to tell you this, but there's a chinese family in our bathroom."- (500) Days of Summer
• "also, i hear that if i don't do enough nerdy things, they'll revoke my nerd card."- Nate Soares
• "keep holy the first/last performance for afterwards you shall party."- The Book of Proverbs (Techie Version)
• Jake Zani: this is remarkably inacurate. Spencer Brown: I WANTED A HOTDOG DAMIT!
• "and now i'm here to deliever a whole bushel of awesome."