- "Zombidey...... anyone?"
- "again we keep arriving at reasons why he's an immature pussy"
- "i think he really had a chance, but then he puked in my bed"
- "no one cares about your cellulite, everyone has flaws"
- "i was working until 4 a.m. and you were fucking, that's the difference"
- "i've got 2750 mg of taurine pulsing through my ass right now"
- "i hate you, but i haven't gotten any in a week"
- "god, we are so fucking fucked up"
- "maybe he went camping... he better be in the freaking woods."
- "last time i apologized for going crazy. whatever, i went crazy for a reason."
- "i hate that font. it just tries too hard."
- "obviously you've never smelled pheromones then"
- "the thing about these energy shots is... after like an hour, suddenly i feel crazy"
- "oh fuck! i mean, whatever. but fuck."
- "all we need now is a bird, some shit, and an apple"
- "the fact is, we have a laser"
- "erin.... sometimes i just don't even listen to you"
- "no offense but, this is why i drove you home"
- "i hate you when you shit yourself"
- "you know it's time to do laundry when you're wearing a thong"
- "men, without women, are beta fish"
- "it's kind of fucked up, but i kind of love it"
- "projectile design"
oct 19 2008 ∞
apr 11 2010 +
apr 11 2010 +