• alan james
    • kindergarten. he gave me a sand art jar he made one day at snack time and we "slow danced" at the elementary school family dance. our moms thought we were the cutest things, and we probably were.
      • we haven't spoken since kindergarten.
  • michael white
    • my elementary school "boyfriend". we dated for three days when i was in third grade. his parents took us to the first pokemon movie and then to burger king. i broke up with him by emailing him telling him that i was too young to date.
      • like, duh.
      • to this day, we're still close friends.
  • drew moynihan
    • this lasted a month in seventh grade. he only dated me because he wanted a girlfriend. his friend told me i was about to get dumped at lunch, then walking back from lunch he dumped me. my pour middle school heart was crushed.
      • in ninth grade we were close friends until i developed a crush on his twin brother... oopsie.
  • tony papoutsakis
    • we dated for six months to the very day over long distance. i dumped him over AIM when i was at ryan's house supposed to be visiting him.
      • we were friends for years after, then he came to the cape to visit and when he left he stopped talking to me completely. we recently added each other on facebook but still aren't really on talking terms. i mean, sometimes we'll like each other's statuses, but he kind of turned out to be a jerk.
  • cam hall
    • we dated for five days sophomore year in high school and then he told me he loved me over mobile AIM when I was at James's house with katie. i remember walking from james's kitchen towards the computer room where him and katie were and being like 'uh, guys, he told me he loves me' and katie gave me this look like 'wtf' and james just laughed and then i dumped him on thanksgiving.
      • we were 'friends' but really he just stalked my life until graduation and he asked if i had a problem with him and i was honest and every time i've seen him since it's been super awkward.
  • ben zieman
    • we dated for two and a half years beginning in my junior year and i guess you could call him my "first love" but in reality that whole relationship was a mistake because he cheated on me (emotionally, so we're clear). i couldn't trust him at all. fuck. waste.
      • we're still friends even though lately i find myself wanting to distance myself from him. i saw him on easter '11 when my mom invited him for dinner, which was super awkward.
        • we are not friends. summer 2011 he admitted to making me mad because he thought it was cute. i think that's fucked up. bye bye.
  • mark raymond
    • we hooked up a few times under false pretenses... i was under the impression he actually cared about me and he TOLD me the last time we hooked up that he cared. at that point, however, i was so over the whole thing that when he said he was emotionally attached to me i didn't know what to say so i told him the truth, that i didn't really feel any emotional attachment to him. i knew i was being used and it kind of stung but whatever, i knew it and didn't get myself out of it. at that point it kind of becomes my mistake, doesn't it?
      • we haven't spoken since the first thursday of the semester when i was drunk facebooking.
      • he apologized to me for using me. i still don't want to talk to him.
  • ted mower
    • i liked ted a lot, because ted is someone i could hang out with and be myself around. there was no pressure to do anything or be serious. there was a bump in the road getting to that point, but we worked it out. classic mix-up. i really just enjoy his company and holding his hand is nice, too.
      • ted is now my best friend.
      • i notice the last time this was edited was june of 2012, so let me finish this. ted ended up distancing himself from our group of friends so i distanced back, and then it was too far. not to mention he was the worst roommate ever, completely self absorbed, and gave me food poisoning and didn't apologize for it.
  • jay hayston
    • i dated jay for a month and a half junior year of college. he's older, 24 to my 20, and it was a pain in the ass getting to his house. he was nice at first but then started showing signs of possessiveness and i felt guilty when i repeatedly told him no, i couldn't hang out.
  • evan haussmann
      • evan is my past, present and future. my husband. my best friend. the love of my life. the last time i edited this list was 2012, and now i'm married in 2016. amazing.
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