• "the moment we stopped letting nature decide who lives and who dies is the moment we stopped evolving."
• "you have atoms inside of your body that used to belong to someone else."
• "what is love?"
• "we're just soaking bags of water."
• "photosynthesis makes the world go round."
• "it's for everyone!"
• "sure, you could have sex with a neanderthal, but you probably wouldn't be able to make any babies."
• "who's eating who?"
• "can things go through your belly button?"
• "chickens! do they eat other animals?"
• "cooking an egg"
• "slinky tied in a knot"
• "they could swallow you accidentally."
• "giraffes are freaks."
• "plant --> animal --> me"
• "you've got to love mucus."
• dialogue
  • "I thought you said your blood was always thirty-seven degrees?"
  • "well, not when you're dead!"
• "isolation is a driving force in evolution."

from last year: I miss Mr. Hillaby

• "being a teacher is totally different than what I thought it’d be. marking 8-12, you don’t know how fun that is. put on a fire, some hot chocolate, make a powerpoint.. that’s my Saturday night!
• dialogue
  • "wouldn’t popcorn be a chemical change, because it’s irreversible?"
  • "have you ever tried? ...that’s friday night!"
• "quick! Everyone raise your left hands!"
• "if you inhale too much helium, will you rise?"
• "cats! paws! cats! paws!"
• "stop your whining!"
• "pickles tend to explode from time to time."
• "we should just watch the magic school bus, you get all of this in like half an hour."
• "sometimes good people get killed. just sometimes."