[starting from february because that's where my twitter stops loading lol]

@superlenq

• I FINISHED MY 10 SEASON SMALLVILLE MARATHON OMG CHYEAAAHHHH (05/02)
• WHAT MORE IS THERE TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW (05/02)
• Lost both my shoes to a massive mud puddle before even reaching the temple. Yay happy cny == (@ Chua Phuoc Hue) http://4sq.com/XukMDc (09/02)
• SO IM TRYING TO MAKE CHOCOLATE. THE EASY WAY. USING NESTLE MELTS. AND I STILL MANAGED TO BURN IT TO A CRISP. HOW. (12/02)
• Phil calls "lion king on channel 7 go watch go" lmao #bestfriends (16/02)
• Betty: "I used to play keyboard when I was younger but then I quit because there were too many keys" LMAO HOW CUTE HAHAHAHA (19/02)
• jeanny texted me about woohyun living in a walkin wardrobe and im just wondering why he just doesnt share a bed with sunggyu tbqh (08/03)
• driving well over the speed limit and see a car tailgating me. looks at driver. it's an old, fragile-looking man. .______. (09/03)
• if I ever got to have a google hangout with ifnt I'd be sittin there like u so perfect I dnt understand shit but shit look at ur faceeeeee (15/03)
• omg I love my dad lol (17/03)
• so my chair broke the other day and we boughr a new one and he was assembling it and was lime "ahh instructions" (17/03)
• and I was like "can u read the english" and he was like "I don't need to read, I have the pictures" lmaooo ♥♥♥ (17/03)
• I just paid for a $5.70 fruit salad omg (21/03)
• earlier i was reading an article about man of steel with my brother and he was complaining about how slow i read (27/03)
• eventually he was like "ALRIGHT, how about /i/ read and /you/ listen?" LMAO (27/03)
• dick grayson may be the hottest character ever made tbqh lol personality i mean (01/04)
• 今日、彼氏が家族に合うのは、初めてです。弟にすぐ気があいました 。（笑）#injustice #mortalkombat http://instagram.com/p/XzZ8hIkVeT/ (07/04)
• if it weren't for my brother, my reports, critiques and essays would have the vocabulary of a 7th grader (14/04)
• my year 11 students joked about dressing up as dc heroes to tutor for my birthday. i wish they weren't kidding lol #bestgift (12/05)
• the best 21st party would be a kid's party with a jumping castle, a magic show, full of balloons and unlimited fairy bread tbqh (12/05)
• half my nail ripped off this arvo and it's in terrible fucking pain. (16/05)
• NORMAN DOESN'T KNOW WHAT CHERRY RIPE IS. (16/05)
• omg i haven't insulted woohyun for so long that i feel mean when i do it now neeeeeuuuuuuuu (24/05)
• LOLOLOL OMG I CAN'T EVEN TROLOLOLL https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/922766_10151613843857840_1774928063_n.jpg (29/05)
• oh woohyun （●´∀｀）ノ♡ (31/05)
• AFTER 4 MONTHS OF TRYING AND THEN GIVING UP, I GOT A SUPER DRAGON WHILE TRYING TO GET A TUSKER DRAGON OMFG DKGSUPOQFQGB #dragonstory (02/06)
• so I'm really early to lecture (15mins) & this guy awkwardly came in, sat down for a bit, farted, then left. lolwut #usyd (06/06)
• watching my followers count on tumblr decrease coz of dick grayson (10/06)
• losing 2 followers a day now lol is it coz i reblogged dick grayson's crotch (16/06)
• "U can eat chicken and fish when ur a veggitarian I'm a a veggitarian and eat chick and fish" this has got to be the dumbest thing i've read (18/06)
• when i'm sad i like to go here http://bit.ly/171BnWo (23/06)
• gets a random phone call from phil spazzing to me about new pokemon plushies that i need to go buy lol #bestfriends (25/06)
• i dropped my phone into the toilet herpderp (15/07)
• "be the white knight, don't be the squire" (24/07)
• I got home and collapsed onto my bed. My brother moved my legs to fix my posture and then tucked me in omg lol HE CARES. (06/09)
• THIS GUY IN FISHER SAW ME AT THE COMPUTER AND NOT IN THE CORNER AND WAS LIKE "you going in your normal spot today?" BEFORE TAKING IT OMG LOL (20/09)
• LOL SO NORMAN JUST CALLED AND STARTED SINGING HAPPY BDAY AND I WAS LIKE "its 11:59" and he hung up saying he'll call back AHAHAH (25/09)
• bro: u noe chocolate-dipped strawberries are a sex food when a guy gives it
  • me: what if a girl eats it alone
  • bro: then its a lonely food (26/09)
• samsung stop making me want things i didn't realise i needed until you made them exist like omfg (06/10
• HOLY SHIT QUISE THERE'S A RED SUN UP IN THE SKY. SUPERMAN WON'T HAVE HIS POWERS TO SAVE US. NOOOOOOO (17/10)
• Omfg my mum came in to turn off my aircon and I woke up thinking it was 5am and went to brush my teeth and cleanse. IT'S FUCKING 2:48AM (18/10)
• Today, I spent $13 on paper clips. Because they looked like ducks. (21/11)
• My brother has finally accepted to being mah homie, after all these months of me calling him that l o l (23/11)
• bro: why isn't your aircon on?
  • me: it's so cold, my legs are getting cold
  • bro: you know what solves that?
  • me: what?
  • bro: pants.
  • me: no. (25/11)
• Awwww my brother missed meeee (26/11)
• I will never think bad of Inspirits in general. And no Inspirit can say, do nor show me anything (cont) http://tl.gd/mvv9vb (27/11)
• Love spending time with my bro when I get home. We don't even have to talk, just sit in comfortable silence reading comics (30/11)
• I can't handle children. Fuck. Children are too difficult. Give me a rebelling teenager that I can tell off and make cry. Not little kids. (12/12)
• i like to procrastinate by hitting the explore button on listography. there are many interesting people in the world (25/12)
• laughs when ppl comment on my skin. qurl my face is just a cake platter for make up (25/12)

Retweets

• @doubleuu88
  • to the smoker downstairs. i will end you. i will smear fermented shrimp paste on your front door and rain nuoc mam on your balcony. (26/03)
• @Funny_Truth
  • I love you, yet I hate you. It's like I want to throw you off a cliff, but then run really fast to the bottom and catch you. (22/06)
• @Thegooglefactz
  • Got a pimple before something important? Use an ice cube to shrink it (16/11)
• @TRUTHSTROLOGY
  • #LIBRA and #VIRGO can have a great, long-term, faithful relationship. (26/05)