- i’m mute and you’re the lead singer of my favorite band who just pulled me on stage to sing with you
- classic!teenage au where person a offers to pierce person b′s ears at a sleepover
- we met at a mutual friend’s cheesy masquerade party and we agree that the only good thing about this party is the masks so you can’t judge a book by its cover only now that we’ve been talking i want to see your face but i don’t know how to ask au
- we pulled an all nighter trying to play monopoly and i think i may have confessed some weird shit
- the walls in this apartment building are really thin and you were trying to study but i kept sneezing so now your at my door with a box of tissues and goddamnit you’re hot and i look gross right now
- i drunkenly got your name tattooed on me last night and i have no idea who you are
- you’re so perfect and i’m in love with you but i’ve never actually met you and you keep avoiding meeting up, so i called nev and max to help me figure out whether or not you’re catfishing me
- my friends dared me to buy 20 condoms but i didn’t realize that the cute cashier would be working tonight so i avoided eye contact as i piled them onto the counter and please stop laughing so hard, oh my god it’s for a dare okay i’ve never had sex in my life and once you stopped laughing, i swear i fell in love with that sparkle in your eye as you grinned wildly at me and asked me out for a drink
- i forgot to renew my prescription several days in a row and got to the pharmacy minutes before closing time and you rang me up but it turns out i forgot my wallet at home and now i’m crying hysterically did i mention I’ve been off my meds for a few days.
- A knows basic english and B teaches them so A can have an easier time vocalizing thoughts where B can understand things and they can communicate
- we met in a closed swimming pool at 2am and i thought you were a ghost so i came to investigate but no and how did you even get in here?
- my boss is always telling me how perfect her son would be for me and she promises he’s coming to the next holiday party and don’t worry he’s heard all about me too and ALSO there’s this dude i slept with once a couple of months ago and sometimes he still sends me dick pics when i ask him to at 3 in the morning cause seriously dude’s got a good dick
- i walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me so she’d go away and i’m kind of freaked out i literally just met you last week
- your otp mutually agreeing to be friends with benefits and nothing more. one night, right after orgasm, person B mutters “i love you” into person A’s ear.
sep 21 2015 ∞
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