• person B making a deal to save person A’s life at the cost of all their memories together
  • “i died and came back and now i get to relive my last day with you knowing i’m going to die and you know nothing and i can’t prevent this and you’re just so happy i’m here you have no idea what just happened and your heart is going to be crushed all over again”
  • “so i guess some guy from the future came and he told me that you’re responsible for the apocalypse and if there’s any hope for humanity it rests on me and i have to kill you please don’t hate me for this”
  • “i made a deal to save your life and we can never be with each other ever again or else the person i made the deal with is going to kill one of us and make the other watch i’m so sorry it was the only ...
sep 20 2015 ∞
oct 13 2015 +
  • i’ve met you in every single lifetime and i always hope it will work out but it doesn’t but i’ll still keep finding you again because those few days/months/years together with you are always so worth it
  • we only remember each other in alternating lifetimes so every lifetime we have to find one another and convince each other that we’re soulmates but half the time i won’t believe you and half the time you’re already dating someone else
  • you keep dying so i keep reversing time to save your life but you’re getting annoying since you say the same things over and over again.
sep 20 2015 ∞
oct 13 2015 +
  • “you are the head of the student council and i am the vicepresident but in every picture you block me from the photo and i’m really starting to hate you but i really want to kiss your stupid face”
  • “hey you called this number at like 3am and we talked about some pretty heavy shit do you remember any of that?”
  • you just moved in next door and you’re convinced your house is haunted so you seek refuge at my house when you get freaked out and eventually rope me into investigating for paranormal activity and the only reason i’m doing any of this is because you’re really freaking cute
  • “okay, i don’t want to be that jerk but our building has a strict no pet policy and your cat will not stop meowing and and I WILL report you and oh no you’re cute”
  • “i’m a biker and one day i was biking...
sep 21 2015 ∞
nov 6 2015 +
  • person A closing their eyes to wish on a shooting star, no matter how cheesy it is. person B takes advantage of the opportunity and swoops in for a kiss. person A slowly opens their eyes and grins, saying that their wish just came true
  • person A always wanting to see space. person B buys them a star lamp that projects a map of the universe onto the ceilings and walls. the two then kiss beneath their personal night sky
  • i kissed you goodnight once and now i can’t be alone with you without wanting to do it again
  • i got so emotional during that movie that i didn’t notice i was gripping your hand i’m so sorry
  • i just heard you singing and holy shit you sound like a choir of angels
  • i’ve never actually talked to you but i had a dream we were in a relationship an...
sep 21 2015 ∞
oct 13 2015 +
  • i work at a sex toy shop and you come in frequently so i assume you have a significant other, but you just like coming in to make fun of how weird the toys are
  • you’re lying on the floor of the movie theater crying and i’m the employee who has to tell you another movie starts in five minutes so you have to leave and i’m really sorry but im also confused as to why a documentary on lightbugs affected you so much
  • you and your friends have been playing the penis game in the library for the last five minutes and none of you have gotten above a quiet yell and i’m really just trying to study over here so i’m gonna put an end to this by winning the game
  • the postal worker delivered your package to my place accidentally and i was expecting something so i totally didn’t look before i opened it and… wow that is um…...
sep 21 2015 ∞
oct 13 2015 +
  • “we’re soulmates and we’ve been reincarnated for dozens of lives but I remember nothing and you remember every single one of our lives and everytime you have to convince me”
  • au where you have a tattoo and it tells you how old your soulmate will be when you meet
  • au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate (and when they die you lose color again)
  • i really didn’t hope to meet my soulmate in a hospital during their last few minutes, yet here i am.
  • i only realized i was in love with u after u died and like 3 yrs later u come back as a fuckin angel or some shit and oh god you’re even cuter than i remember and i missed you like hell pls marry me
sep 20 2015 ∞
oct 13 2015 +
  • i’m mute and you’re the lead singer of my favorite band who just pulled me on stage to sing with you
  • classic!teenage au where person a offers to pierce person b′s ears at a sleepover
  • we met at a mutual friend’s cheesy masquerade party and we agree that the only good thing about this party is the masks so you can’t judge a book by its cover only now that we’ve been talking i want to see your face but i don’t know how to ask au
  • we pulled an all nighter trying to play monopoly and i think i may have confessed some weird shit
  • the walls in this apartment building are really thin and you were trying to study but i kept sneezing so now your at my door with a box of tissues and goddamnit you’re hot and i look gross right now
sep 21 2015 ∞
oct 13 2015 +