- “you are the head of the student council and i am the vicepresident but in every picture you block me from the photo and i’m really starting to hate you but i really want to kiss your stupid face”
- “hey you called this number at like 3am and we talked about some pretty heavy shit do you remember any of that?”
- you just moved in next door and you’re convinced your house is haunted so you seek refuge at my house when you get freaked out and eventually rope me into investigating for paranormal activity and the only reason i’m doing any of this is because you’re really freaking cute
- “okay, i don’t want to be that jerk but our building has a strict no pet policy and your cat will not stop meowing and and I WILL report you and oh no you’re cute”
- “i’m a biker and one day i was biking in your neighborhood while you just happened to be outside watering the plants and since you’re so goddamn cute i accidentally steered into a pole and now you’re giving me first aid (holy shit you’re even cuter up close)”
- “the girls in my youth group figured out i like you so now they always take up all the other seats so you have to sit by me while i turn rather purple”
- “i got drunk and sent a sexy naked pic to my ex but i sent it to you instead by mistake”
- we pass each other every day while we’re biking on the same path so we’ve started smiling at each other and one day you’re stopped because you’re having an asthma attack so i offer you my extra water bottle and now we’re talking and now I’M the one who’s breathless
- you’re my roommate and the only one on campus who isn’t planning on going home for christmas bc you have family troubles but my mom wouldn’t mind if u stayed with us for christmas so u won’t be alone
- we drunk-kissed but you forgot about it and i don’t know how to act around you anymore wtf
- you accidently broke my arm when you fell from a tree and landed on top of me
sep 21 2015 ∞
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