- waterboarded at 16 (i announced it to my friends through a jackbox game)
- drank one gallon of cranberry juice for my ex bc i was desperate
- confrontation with four cops while doing guerilla food distribution at 19
- witnessed my great grandmother's death severely high
- took up the entire q&a panel at blizzard by asking one question
- unknowingly took wedding photos for a child molester
- met the host of blue's clues that went viral for shirtless pics
- was obsessed with the matrix in hs and practiced the bullet time stunt so much i won 2nd place in a limbo contest
- was famous at my hs for making a parody of the office that was more accurate than any parody that has been made at that school and i have never seen a single episode of the office
- i was on america's funniest home videos (as an audience member as a 2 y/o)
- raphael bob-waksberg retweeted my diane nguyen costume
- i trauma dumped about being chinese with sinophobic parents in front of ian hecox from smosh at a company party
- i once announced the beginning of a dodgers game
- harassed by alt right protestors while biden was in town (i did not get to see him)
- went to my first college party when i was 15, had to pose as a college student and was offered ecstasy and alcohol
- am missing a piece of my elbow from a lion dancing accident
- my dad would walk around with his guns (unloaded) and point them at me for fun!
- was crowned class clown at my senior dance but i didn't find out until much later because i didn't go
- went viral on tiktok with over 200k views bc i made a video about chinese olympian eileen gu and people got really racist in my replies and started harassing me and i didn't know how to tell them that i made the video for a class assignment on making successful tiktoks and then my professor had no choice but to give me 100%
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