- If I was a day, I'd be Sunday.
- If I was a month, I'd be October.
- If I was a holiday, I'd be Thanksgiving.
- If I was a body part, I'd be a clavicle.
- If I was a movie, I'd be Eat Pray Love.
- If I was a fruit, I'd be a Pear.
- If I was a bird, I'd be an Owl.
- If I was an instrument, I'd be a bass guitar.
- If I was a book, I'd be written by Dave Eggers.
- If I was a mammal, I'd still be me.
- If I was a tree, I'd be a willow.
- If I was a colour, I'd be black.
- If I was an electronic, I'd be an ipod.
- If I was a dessert, I'd be a loaf of vegan banana bread.
- If I was a sea animal, I'd be a jellyfish.
- If I was a season, I'd be fall.
- If I was a planet, I'd be Pluto (oh wait).
- If I was a piece of furniture, I'd be a kitchen table.
- If I was a liquid, I'd be water.
- If I was a gemstone, I'd be a ruby.
- If I was a flower, I'd be a daisy.
- If I was a vegetable, I'd be asparagus.
- If I was an emotion, I'd be dreaming.
- If I was a sound, I'd be rain.
- If I was an element, I'd be water.
- If I was a scent, I'd be fresh forest air.
- If I was a berry, I'd be a raspberry.
- If I was a dog, I'd be a chocolate lab.
- If I was a province or territory, I'd be Newfoundland.
jul 14 2011 ∞
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