nov 9 2015 ∞
oct 26 2019 +

WHAT IS THIS "PAULA"?

That is the question on everybody's lips. For decades the definition of what Paula is has evaded the world's most brilliant minds. It seemed for decades that a sustainable identification of Paula would be impossible - until now .

At last, we can understand Paula .

Shocking the world at large, a new method of Paula identification has been discovered with an almost 67% accuracy rating. This shatters the records of all previous methods, some of which could only perform up to 35% reliably. Using this new method, we can identify certain characteristics that occur in tests consistently:

  • Paula is an adult born in 1992.
  • Paula uses both SHE and THEY pronouns. How?
  • Paula is married to @brilokuloj - a fact that has SHOCKED THE WORLD .
oct 26 2019 ∞
mar 15 2022 +