WHAT IS THIS "PAULA"?

That is the question on everybody's lips. For decades the definition of what Paula is has evaded the world's most brilliant minds. It seemed for decades that a sustainable identification of Paula would be impossible - until now.

At last, we can understand Paula.

Shocking the world at large, a new method of Paula identification has been discovered with an almost 67% accuracy rating. This shatters the records of all previous methods, some of which could only perform up to 35% reliably. Using this new method, we can identify certain characteristics that occur in tests consistently:

• Paula is an adult born in 1992.
• Paula uses both SHE and THEY pronouns. How?
• Paula is married to @brilokuloj - a fact that has SHOCKED THE WORLD.
• Paula's last name is "Violet".
• Paula cares NOT for the whims of people under the age of 18 and will BLOCK THEM if they follow her!
• Paula is Trans-Gender. To what gender? Further research is needed.
• Paula is capable of psychic emissions that cause bolts of LIGHTNING to destroy PEDOPHILES, RACISTS, AND TRANSPHOBES ACROSS THE GLOBE!
• Paula is interested in the FOLLOWING THINGS:
  • THE OCCULT & TAROT READING
  • TOONTOWN THE VIDEO GAME
  • FALLOUT THE VIDEO GAME
  • SONGS & TUNES & MUSIC NOTES
  • POLITICAL NONSENSE TO THE TUNE OF "ANARCHISM"
  • DREAMWORKS TROLLS!
  • TABLETOP ROLE PLAYING GAMES!
  • THE ELDER SCROLLS THE VIDEO GAME
  • DOOM THE VIDEO GAME (AND WADS FOR IT)
  • MINECRAFT THE VIDEO GAME
  • DISCO ELYSIUM THE VIDEO GAME
  • POSSIBLY MORE?

Though our understanding of Paula is still limited, these advancements in Paula technology have given us more insight than ever. Though we are decades, possibly centuries from decoding the full extent of Paula Knowledge, we are now closer than ever was thought possible.