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- "I got fat after I left you. That’s the real reason I don’t want to hang out." Pounded
- "I have replaced you with a body pillow." Switcheroo
- "I saved your letters for years. Finally, I threw them away. Now, I’m wondering if you would re-write them. At least the good parts." Back When We Wrote
- "You broke my heart, but refined my grammar and sense of style." Fair Trade
- Mother told me, “Don’t buy the first coat you try on.” So I broke up with you. But in retrospect, I think she was talking about coats. Sorry. Advice
- "I always think I see you. Every day. But it’s never you." Psy Clones
- "I don’t care that you miss my dog. When you cheated on me, you cheated on him, too." Pet Peeved
- "I know I’ve won, because I’m the one you call to talk about books." Literary Award
- "You probably think this post is about you" You're So Vain
- "You left me for someone who doesn’t know who Andy Warhol is." Fifteen Minutes of Lame
- "You say you’re lonely since I left. Not as lonely as I was when we were together." 2 is the Loneliest #
- "I still think of your neighborhood as our neighborhood." Prospect Heights
- "I hate that I can’t forget your birthday." October 21
- "I still watch your shows religiously—the ones I never liked." Lost
- "You were so wrong for me. Tomboy. Opinionated. All them cats. But in the end, you were perfect.". So Wrong It's Right
- "More than anything, I miss your dog." Here Boy
- "I still use your last name when I doodle my future signature." Mrs. Him
- "It’s not that you were even that amazing. You were just you." More than Enough
- "I named a playlist after you, so at least I still have a relationship with your music." Unshuffled
- "I always preferred your pillow. Now that it’s mine I don’t like it so much." Rest in Peace
- "I am still furious you got all the good friends in the breakup." Spoils
- "Since you left I still make two cups of coffee in the morning. I drink both of them." Doppio
- "You had the best ears for nibbling." Still Hungry
- "I feel like I’m holding my breath until I talk to you next." Waiting to Exhale
- "I still say you’re an idiot for not falling in love with me." Idiocracy
- "Six years later I still know your number by heart. I don’t even know my own mother’s cell." Got Your #
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