what is your favorite word?

• "rubenesque"

what is your least favorite word?

• "cunt"

what turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?

• emotional equality

what turns you off?

• lack of intellectual curiosity

what is your favorite curse word?

• "fuck"

what sound or noise do you love?

• my children yawning

what sound or noise do you hate?

• the text-message alert ringer on my ex-spouse's cell phone

what profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

• coffee shop owner

what profession would you not like to do?

• human resources

if heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

• "I bet this blows your fucking mind, doesn't it?"