- Shouting out "we're Jews!" in response to a hostess's request for "any parties of two" at Wolf's Delicatessen (NYC - Age 3)
- Misusing and mis-pronouncing the word "lingerie" while attempting to appear erudite and capable of adult conversation at a family reunion. (Purgatory, CO - Age 10)
- Stammering complete and utter gibberish at Cindy Crawford upon meeting her at a benefit luncheon. (Madison, WI - Age 21)
- Singing a made up song - lyrics went something like "Hey Mister Donut Man/You make such pretty donuts/I want to eat them/Eat them Alllllllllll!" - to the baker at the Greenbush bakery at 3am while drunk. (Madison, WI - Age 22)
- Upon losing an ill-advised bet to bandmates, being forced to perform a karaoke rendition of USA For Africa's "We Are The World", - complete with good-faith efforts at mimicking the celebrity voices - in front of a fairly-packed bar of emo-type strangers. (Minneapolis, MN - Age 24)
- Accidentally staying logged into Listography and urging a friend to use my laptop to look at my profile, thus exposing some shamefully dorky private lists. (Madison, WI - Age 35)
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