• ...willingly watch "Jackass".
  • ...pay for Wi-Fi.
  • ...allow anyone to hurt my kids.
  • ...refer to small, medium or large sized coffees by their ridiculous faux-Italian names at Starbucks.
  • ...eat giant sea clam again.
  • ...utilize a prostitute (although they're my kind of people).
  • ...sport a soul-patch.
  • ...be remotely athletic.
  • ...choose to use Windows again.
  • ...drink Fresca, unless facing extinction.
  • ...understand <i>bukakke</i>.
  • ...vote for a Republican candidate.
  • ...refer to someone as "retarded" (or worse, "mongoloid").
  • ...be in a sales position.
jun 5 2008 ∞
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