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...willingly watch "Jackass".
...pay for Wi-Fi.
...allow anyone to hurt my kids.
...refer to small, medium or large sized coffees by their ridiculous faux-Italian names at Starbucks.
...eat giant sea clam again.
...utilize a prostitute (although they're my kind of people).
...sport a soul-patch.
...be remotely athletic.
...choose to use Windows again.
...drink Fresca, unless facing extinction.
...understand <i>bukakke</i>.
...vote for a Republican candidate.
...refer to someone as "retarded" (or worse, "mongoloid").
...be in a sales position.

jun 5 2008 ∞
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