- Broken collarbone, sustained when my sister attempted to put me on her shoulders and instead dumped me on a hardwood floor. I did get her back, though - I broke her nose on her birthday.
- Gnarly facial scratches, sustained via a dog bite by a very pissed-off Great Dane.
- Impacted testicle - little-league baseball
- Dislocated elbow - hockey
- Shin splints - tennis
- Lower-back strain - old age
may 26 2008 ∞
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