- One rainy day whilst out shopping for groceries, I am surrounded by a growing crowd who are under the impression that I can fly.
- It seems that a dreadful mistake has been made.
- The local paper has printed an article about a gentleman who really does have this enviable talent, but they have put my photograph above the article.
- I am unsure about how the newspaper came to have a picture of me, but that is the least of my worries, faced, as I am, with this heckling crowd of strangers.
- I protest, but the crowd will give no quarteruntil I show them my incredible powers.
- At last, I give in to them, and stand, flapping my arms and jumping as high as I can into the damp air.
- This goes on for some time, and I become ...
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