• Dear white laundry,

Was it really necessary to turn baby blue?

• Dear new navy socks,

Was it necessary to attack the rest of my clothing?

• Dear Boston bus,

Please come through despite the rain/snow/whatever else the upstate weather gods decide to plague us with

• Dear whoever may see this,

Intracampus mail would make me a very happy girl

• Dear Salvation Army Saratoga Springs corporate,

Y u dint sell clothes?!

• Dear L,

There's no one I'd rather share a brain with than you!

• Dear Ani,

Why Oberlin and not Skidmore?

• Dear Dad's Cab,

Please treat Amanda well at 4AM

• Dear red lipstick,

You can stick around my school bag for a few more weeks

• Dear Saratoga Coffee Traders,

Please supply me with a lifetime supply of Mediterranean eggplant soup with half a lifetime's supply of lemon ginger tea on the side

• Dear Cat Power,

Thanks for the soundtrack

• Dear Snoop Dogg,

Guard us well from intruders

Cheers!