- when your sneeze stalls for a second and then suddenly comes booming out
- when you arrive at the bus stop just as the bus is coming around the corner
- eating the extra fries at the bottom of the bag
- finding the last item in your size at the store
- getting the last copy of the video at the video store
- waking up before your alarm clock and realizing you’ve got lots of sleep time left
- getting into a bed with clean sheets after shaving your legs
- squeezing through a door as it’s shutting without touching it
- when you know all the buttons to speed through the automated telephone system
- getting recognized for doing something you love
- the extra time you get when the clocks roll back
- seeing a cop on the side of the road and realizing you’re going the speed limit anyway
- watching something download really fast
- doing something half-assed at the last minute and getting away with it
- when the public bathroom has paper towel instead of hand dryers
- when there’s still time left in the parking meter when you pull up
- remembering what movie that guy is from
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