- when there's an overload of immaturity 
- when bad drivers interrupt my road time 
- when people are super unreliable 
- when bread molds too quickly 
- when people dress obnoxious instead of eccentric 
- when the weather forecast is way wrong 
- when my bangs won't style the right way 
- when zac efron is dubbed as the "hottest guy ever" 
- when people say "ar-kansas" 
- when bathrooms are disgusting 
- when unattractive people are concieted 
- when girls are homewreckers 
- when gum loses its flavor 
- when i cant find a pair of matching socks 
- when sleeping is hard because its too hot 
- when i'm put on illegitimate guilt trips 
- when my brother eats the last of something that i claimed 
- when tv shows go on long breaks 
- when project runway decided it was going to move to lifetime, and failed 
- when my ideas are stolen 
- when i burn cookies, toast, or chicken strips 
- when i cant go out because my room isn't clean 
- when i realize curfew is ten minutes away and i'm having a great time 
- when my dog decides my room is her personal port-a-potty 
- when my dog decides the sidewalk is her second favorite option 
- when it snows one saturday and is 80 degrees the next 
- when its humid and my hair frizzes 
- when hannah montana says "sweet niblets" 
- when i come up with a good comeback AFTER the situation is passed 
- when there is construction all over the interstate 
- when the only good thing to eat downstairs is cereal 
- when restaurants are out of the good things 
- when online stores go "out of stock" on an album on my wishlist 
- when drama students break out in musicals at inconvenient times 
- when my mom brings up my ex-boyfriend from Florida 
- when i'm blamed for something i didn't do 
- when i remember that college costs thousands of dollars 
- when the men of the family hoop and hollar about sports 
- when pizza buffets run out of cheese right before you get to it 
- when coke is the only drink option 
- when mtv comes out with a new dating reality show 
- when daylight savings time starts 
- when cds get scratches and you don't know how 
- when you forget what you were going to say 
- when i'm told to change something at the last minute 
- when hopes are thrashed 
- when you breakout right before something important 
- when you get nail polish on your finger tips 
- when skinny jeans are so skinny that you have to peel them off 
- when the wifi acts up 
- when silverwear has a taste 
- when showers refuse to spew anything but cold water 
- when caramel tastes so good, but gets so stuck in my retainer 
- when you forget to pack important things 
- when you realize you keep changing 'voice' in your lists 
- when big trucks drive up next to you and they stay steady with your speed 
         mar 10 2009 ∞
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