- 40s
- he/him/his
- gay
- Capricorn (Dec 30)
- holds information about our entire system, used to be host for a long period of time so people still look to him as an authority figure
- salty, sarcastic, emotional, mostly wants to be alone in his beach house with his dog and paint
- likes the ocean, singing, soccer, art, and dogs
- has a service dog inspace, a miniature schnauzer named Rembrandt
- probably the human incarnation of the sea itself
- speaks like 12 languages like it's NBD
- "honestly i don't even play an active role in my life.. stuff just happens and i'm like oh is this what we're doing now ok"
- "if i can't bring my dog i'm not going"
- "the "i will insult you endlessly but love you all the same" squad
- married to the human version of the concept of "Extra™"
- (fictional introject of William Brandt from Mission Impossible movies)
- signs messages with the ocean wave emoji
jun 5 2019 ∞
nov 9 2019 +