- 24, closest to actual age / appearance of the body
- he/him/his and they/them/theirs
- bisexual nb trans man, also polyamorous
- Taurus (May 17)
- main fronter, "public image figure"
- hyperactive goldenhearted furry artist with a temper like a wildfire
- very sociable, has the biggest social presence out of all of us, loves friends & chatting
- likes wildlife biology, art, fiction, and ice hockey
- has to be doing something at all times or he will explode
- a big old furry
- has been host for most of our life, will remain so
- has a lot of kin identities (list at https://doomwytes.tumblr.com/kin)
- "*slamming hand on table* SHARKS DON'T INFEST WATERS THEY LIVE THERE"
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 25, doesn't really age anymore
- he/him/his
- Gemini (Jun 11)
- used to be a co-host, occasionally still takes up the responsibilities of such, but mostly for school-related stuff
- antisocial German scientist with a serious accent, explosive temper, usually obsessing over something or another and hyperfocused on it, loud and crass and queer as hell
- likes science, monster movies, bright colors, and tattoos
- split directly off of Matthew during a really difficult time in our life, the two are deeply connected because of it
- identifies his gender as "kaiju"
- we often have to remind him to stop shouting
- "science not silence"
- "following directions is a life skill" "l...
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 30
- he/him/his
- gay
- Scorpio (Oct 25)
- holds information about the entirety of the system, maintains organization both inspace & out, works with Merlin to upkeep our internal security systems
- not necessarily an authority figure, but no one's dumb enough to go against anything he says
- British, grumpy, antisocial, can be kind of biting, just supply him with tea and baked goods and stay out of his way
- Jewish, just recently reconnecting with faith
- likes technology, Sanrio, cats, and word games
- "you're always on your computer" "well ur always on my nerves"
- *makes eye contact with security cameras ...
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- age unknown
- he/him/his
- pansexual
- one of those appointed to keeping secrets for system members
- no one really knows a lot about him except for Sherlock & Kaden
- was one of the original alters who raised us through our childhood, is still very affected by most of it
- can be very distant and tough, commanding, but is also very sincere and flirtatious
- handsome bastard™
- not sure when the last century he slept was
- "the less you know about me the better"
- carries a pocketwatch everywhere
- likes reality tv and drawing
- dating a really bitchy Welsh doctor
- (fictional introject of Jack Harkness fro...
jun 5 2019 ∞ sep 26 2019 +
- 38
- he/him/his
- bisexual
- Gemini (May 26)
- one of those appointed to keeping secrets for system members
- Scottish and angry, standoffish, aggressively dislikes people, hates using our phone, likes being and home and quietly dedicating himself to work best
- the most the majority of us ever hear him talk is when he suddenly injects an opinion into a conversation
- likes seasides, acoustic guitar, and tea
- he's soft and messy and we love him
- "it's 11pm and I'm a flaming ball of frustrated rage with tea"
- "i'm like 104% tired"
- has a teenage daughter
- dating the world's prettiest & warmest ghost conjurer
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 30s
- they/them/theirs
- nonbinary gay
- Aries (Mar 28)
- interim system leader, trades shifts with Archer & Oswald basically. acts as a prime stabilizer also
- compassionate, emotional, self-sufficient, and romantic. clear-headed and calm, can be really tough but it's out of love
- Jewish
- finds it hard to trust people, but tries really hard
- likes aliens, outer space, conspiracies, a wide variety of films, poetry, cafes, and languages
- "you know what strength is? forgiving a person who wasn't even sorry" "not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die"
- "i want 1.) to be loved 2.) to know what ...
jun 24 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 30
- he/him/his
- aro-spectrum gay
- Leo (Aug 11)
- was the first alter to become aware that we were a system, made the push to communicate and get us organized as a unit. acts as Oswald's personal advisor but also an interim leader when Oswald needs breaks
- icy, calculating, fierce, absolutely no-nonsense, temper like a raging fire
- HIGHLY protective of Matthew
- has 6 Pokemon inspace; 2 houndoom, a mightyena, and octillery, a crobat, and a misdreavous
- "if you want to find a needle in a haystack, burn the haystack"
- "fucker in charge of you fucking fucks"
- same energy as Miranda "details of your incompetence do not interest me" Priestly ...
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 29
- he/him/his
- pansexual polyamorous
- Aries (Apr 7)
- used to be head of security, kind of retired to security advisor and acts as an emergency protector
- imagine if a slightly rabid bat could also be venomous and carry knives. that's Proton
- keen and devoted, indelicate and vicious. used to be an absolute nightmare, but has calmed down a lot these days. is now sort of a coiled up snake that will only kill you if you antagonize him. soft-spoken and laidback
- his real passion is in cooking, feeds most of us inspace
- 49% motherfucker, 51% son of a bitch
- "goodnight to my wife, fuck the rest of y'all"
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 30s
- he/him/his or they/them/theirs
- aro bisexual
- Virgo (Sept 10)
- maintains distance from most emotional ties in our life so that if we're too emotional for someone to maintain front, Cameron can still do so and take care of things
- soft-spoken, Swedish, slight accent, selective, uninvolved and secretive
- literally only talks to our authority figures and Max, his roommate, whom he's inexplicably fond of
- an illustrator and a self-made businessman
- likes animals a lot more than people
- a stress baker
- we feel like he's probably killed a man before
- signs messages with the mouse emoji
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 40s
- he/him/his
- bisexual polyamorous
- Scorpio (Nov 16)
- head of security, oversees protectors & other security members
- fiery and tenacious, very much a people person, warm and empathetic and loyal, loves love and fights for people's right to love
- also stern, has resting murder face, and nothing ever gets past him. so nobody crosses him
- went gray at like 30 all thanks to one (1) little shit
- British punk
- loves loud music, solving puzzles, and going out with friends
- leather jacket bisexual
- driven by rage, tea, and more tea
- hides full, colored tattoo sleeves under ...
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- young adult
- he/him/his
- gender is ???? sexuality is ???
- protector
- adventurous, friendly, curious, brave, warm
- can absolutely fuck up bad guys with a sword though
- likes travel, cooking, swimming, archery, swordfighting, and naps
- "just because you are soft doesn't mean you are not a force. honey and wildfire are both the color gold."
- best friends with Prince Sidon, misses him tons
- will climb a mountain/walk over hot coals/fight his way through enemies just to pet a dog
- smol™
- has nightmares a lot, takes frequent naps instead of long sleeps to avoid them
oct 2 2019 ∞ oct 2 2019 +
- unknown age
- he/him/his
- bisexual polyamorous
- protector, and guards our borders inspace so nothing gets in that could harm us
- reserved, focused mostly on his duties. occasionally comes around to spend time with the littles because they love him
- has only recently started to spend more time with us, so we don't know much about him
- is an assassin
- has an extensive sword & knife collection
- married to his loving assassin wife, and married in spirit to his lifelong best friend that sasses the hell out of him. has a young son also
- (fictional introject of Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad from Assassin's creed)
- signs messages with the eagle emoji
jun 5 2019 ∞ sep 26 2019 +
- 28
- they/them/theirs
- aro ace
- protector
- kind of stoic, doesn't talk a whole lot. rebellious streak like mad but sticks to their principles. sentimental, loyal to their family's memory
- tired, kind of exhausted of dealing with everything
- only Bodhi really knows much about them. they're best friends
- (fictional introject of Jyn Erso from Rogue One)
- signs messages with sparkles emoji
jun 5 2019 ∞ sep 26 2019 +
- unknown age
- he/him/his
- gay
- protector, but a very animalistic one
- mutant, has the genes of a sabretooth cat (can purr)
- roguish. not necessarily aggressive but definitely reactive. weirdly charismatic. likes lazing about and bothering people, and playing with the littles
- big and scary and full of claws and fangs
- lives out in the woods somewhere
- dating a circus worker who clearly has no sense of self-preservation whatsoever (that's okay, Victor would kill everything in the world before he let anything hurt Bradley)
- "judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it."
- an Asshole
jun 5 2019 ∞ sep 26 2019 +
- age-slides anywhere from late 30s to his 70s
- he/him/his
- bisexual
- Capricorn (Dec 27)
- mutant, has the power to manipulate metal
- system parent, and morale leader (basically our spiritual guidance figurehead). we all look to Erik in our dark hours
- Jewish and angry. proud, steely, but candid and nurturing, loves with his entire heart and soul, 100% a devoted family man
- "Erik no" - his husband every five minutes
- "it's my god given bisexual right to be dramatic"
- #1 dad
- tells the absolute worst dad jokes
- "proud parent of a great kid that is sometimes an asshole and that's OK"
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 38
- he/him/his
- pansexual polyamorous transmasc
- Gemini (May 27)
- system parent, also does mechanical repairs for us
- guardian of Pete Parker & our little Harley
- workaholic, impulsive as hell, forgets to sleep constantly, lives on donuts and coffee
- being a mentor is very important to him and he's very passionate about making the world better and raising his kids with love and absolute acceptance
- also loves loud music and cars
- "i didn't even think of doing this until you said i couldn't so really you're the one at fault here"
- has a myriad of nonsensical nicknames for everyone because he's terrible at rememb...
jun 6 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- "don't ask a lady's age, it's rude"
- she/her/hers
- system parent, specifically Eames' mum
- relaxed and arbitrary. her son definitely got his bluntness from her though. very nurturing, keeps gardens and chickens
- tiny and intimidating
- Jewish
- has an irish wolfhound inspace called Weston
- the kind of mum who never wanted kids but is so fiercely proud of her son that it shines brightly when she's around him
- that said, she raised a rude gay criminal who can't dress himself
- she knows this and she loves him
- signs messages with the tulip emoji
jun 6 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 10
- he/him/his
- Leo (Aug 19)
- under Tony's care
- bright and curious, entertainable, laughs a lot, but is also a really serious kid. spitfire with a temper, distrusts everyone, usually glaring
- traumatized. he's a sweet kid with ten walls of angry protection up around him
- loves robots, building stuff, cartoons, and video games
- no matter how serious he thinks he is he will crack up laughing watching those worm-on-a-string toys wiggle around
- he has a potato gun and he's not afraid to use it
- he likes to sass Hart in particular, we think he really likes Hart and it annoys him that he does so he bothers the man endlessly to express it
jun 10 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- early 30s
- he/him/his
- bisexual
- Pisces (Mar 16)
- answers to August too (or Sycamore if you're really feeling it)
- trauma holder
- workaholic, messy, bright, friendly. hiding quite a temper under all that
- loves Pokemon, research, cafes, art, and being with his husband
- needs to sleep more
- "interesting how I'm filled with both love and rage"
- slight French accent, speaks perfectly fluent English
- has a Garchomp and an Espurr inspace
- wants to protest to being objectified by fans but can't bring himself to "be mean." so his husband protests for him, by glaring
jul 21 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 30, but also like 100
- he/him/his or they/them/theirs
- demi polyamorous, graygender
- Pisces (Mar 20)
- trauma holder & memory keeper from our early childhood
- we're pretty sure Bucky is the original
- had an alter of his own for a while (Soldat) who recently integrated
- Jewish
- mellow and selfless, but also mischevious and teasing. hardworking, heart of gold, a little bit melancholy
- has a headache 24/7 and its name is Steve Rogers
- loves stars, dogs, sweets, and singing
- will front to eat all of the cookies in the house and then leave
- star kin
- marathons Spongebob for literally 24 hours straight when he's depresssed
jun 10 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 26
- he/him/his or they/them/theirs
- transmasc, gay
- Scorpio (Oct 31)
- holds trauma memories
- unsettled and sensitive, deflects a lot. and he's sweet, and excitable, loud and impulsive, and makes everybody laugh and feel better
- loves history, fishkeeping, Halloween, dancing, and everything Fall-related
- loves bats. is a bat
- "I'm a tragic gay cliche"
- "look! lookit! it's freakin bats. I love Halloween"
- "do you think we get to learn everything when we die or are the colors that exist between colors gonna be shrimp-only knowledge forever"
- "even sexy bitches need a therapist"
- dating a soft vigilante who carries like ...
sep 26 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 30s
- he/him/his
- Libra (Oct 7)
- is a safe familiar place for pieces of our childhood to hide in and be taken care of
- kind and warm, imaginative, a little bit timid and prone to fits of preoccupation and anxiety
- just tries to be a good person for his family and for all of us, has a cottage out in the woods where many of us go for tea and games and to let loose and explore the woods and have adventure
- signs messages with the honey pot emoji
jun 13 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 21
- he/him/his
- bisexual
- Aries (Mar 26)
- empath for a handful of us
- studious, comical, offhand, good-natured, tries to keep his head down and do good. but he's troubled, struggles with keeping his belief in good, and his belief in himself
- Jewish
- technically under the guardianship of Doc Connors, and also keeps close to Erik
- likes chemistry, math, rhinos, skateboarding, and friends
- is a Spider-Man, but terrified of spiders
- "you know what i don't even care anymore," i say as i continue to work hard"
- "you can't be careful on a skateboard, man"
jun 13 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 26
- he/him/his
- bisexual
- Libra (Oct 12) (shares a birthday with his boyfriend coincidentally)
- empath for the most part
- shy, sensitive, appreciative, with a good mix of argumentative and stubborn too
- German, struggles with English
- loves piano, rain, reading, moths, cats, and art
- we all pretty much refer to him as "our gentle German boy"
- happiest when staying in with a book or to watch a film
- plays piano beautifully, sings a little too but he's shy about it
- has a vendetta against one (1) specific painter on the show Skin Wars, she brings out the worst in him
- "fuck this i’m gonna go sit on a mossy ...
aug 8 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- late 20s
- he/him/his or they/them/theirs
- empath for a handful of us
- peaceful, goldenhearted, timid, soft-spoken. prone to fits of extreme bravery and confrontation when the well-being of others are involved
- extremely shy, almost never talks to anyone save Kai and Jyn
- from a galaxy far, far away
- loves piloting, green tea, boardgames, having a simple life
- "actually all of my systems are nervous"
- "nothing matters at all. might as well be nice to people."
- dating a rebel with permanent murderface whose best friend is a giant bitchy droid
- (fictional introject of Bodhi Rook from Rogue One)
- signs messages with the man bowing emoji
jun 24 2019 ∞ sep 26 2019 +
- 32
- he/him/his
- straight
- Cancer (Jul 11)
- a nurse, basically a system healer, makes sure we're taking care of ourselves
- neurotic, paranoid, sweet, courageous, talkative, and kind
- does a lot of around-the-house work for us also
- mom friend, will scold you for not drinking enough water
- stress baker
- likes reading, his wife, his job, and having a simple life
- is a werewolf. literally
- "i am way too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now"
- "in my defense, the moon was full and i was left unsupervised"
- tendency to get himself into the wildest ...
jun 24 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 30
- he/him/his
- bi poly
- Scorpio (Nov 1)
- stabilizer
- personal protector of Brandt
- Russian, thick accent
- gentle, empathetic, and protective. explosive temper. very sassy. we call him our goldenhearted livewire
- doesn't talk to a whole lot of us
- struggles with trauma, struggles with seeing himself as a monster
- likes dogs, snow, photography, and his simple domestic life with his partners
- has a husky named Nika inspace
- "dog: woof" "me: i would die for you"
- "basically I would if I wasn't me but the whole reason I'm in this situation is that I'm me"
- married to a tiny German mechanic who tac...
jun 24 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- adult age for a Vulcan
- he/him/his
- demiromantic demisexual
- stabilizer
- from the planet Vulcan
- unwavering, logical, proud, very shy and very soft and very annoyed about both of those facts
- is also the in-system veterinarian for all of our animals
- lives on a farm on the outskirts of our inner world with his husband and their animals. especially fond of his two vaguely alien cats
- collects rocks and gems
- likes cats, warmth, stars, and tea
- 100% pure Vulcan sass
- "i was just thinking about u" "It is an interesting letter."
- annoyed with Jim Kirk 24/7 but if anyone else gets annoyed with him Spock will des...
jun 25 2019 ∞ sep 26 2019 +
- 28
- he/him/his
- bi
- Cancer (June 24)
- stabilizer, and also a clairvoyant able to see things inspace that others can't
- nonchalant, friendly, disciplined, old-fashioned, protective, really chill
- German, has an accent
- likes ghosts, abandoned places, traditions, food, and green tea
- he's unsure that he's even really alive but he wouldn't be bothered by it if he wasn't
- became the gym leader of Ecruteak City just so he could protect the environment and integrity of the city's history
- has an entire team of ghost Pokemon inspace
- likes to be comfy, always looks sleepy
- chaotic neutral with good tendencies
jun 25 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- older than humanity
- literally the devil, the original fallen angel
- nonhuman alter
- scathing, dramatic, hedonistic, charming
- socializes mostly out of boredom, uninterested in making actual connections
- owned a nightclub and played human once because he thought it would be funny and Hell bored him
- occasionally victim to softer emotions and doesn't know how to process them
- likes piano, nightclubs, laughing at human drama, and fashion
- will answer to any variation of the devil's name, but do not shorten his name to Luci. he hates it
- "excuse me i have to go make a scene"
- "Alexa turn my feelings off"
- technically an introject, although from where precisely we cannot tell. mostly cho...
jun 25 2019 ∞ sep 26 2019 +
- 20s
- he/him/his or they/them/theirs
- gay
- Capricorn (Jan 15)
- finding his way in the system
- headstrong and idealistic, his old mentor was constantly telling him not to do things and then correcting himself with "at least don't get caught"
- gentle, playful, sweet, and purely brave
- practicing warlock
- "(huge problem) No problem!"
- "i don't do what i'm told, it involves me listening to what people tell me"
- "good morning!" "bold statement"
- lives to mess with Arthur Pendragon but if anyone else does it Merlin will turn all their shoes into lizards
- dating that same Arthur Pendragon actually, finally
- (fictional introject of Merlin from BBC's...
sep 26 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
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- 35
- he/him/his
- Scorpio (Nov 17)
- a main fronter, good for most boring adult tasks, also a huge stabilizer for us all
- fastidious, likes things a certain way. can be kind of aloof until there's something to focus on talking about. faithful, candid, very comfortingly honest with who he is. self describes as "quietly intense"
- Jewish
- loves religion, birds, good conversation, puzzles, and organization
- open about his OCD, maintains a lot of balance with it these days
- "you are wrong. sources: my common sense in my brain"
- "surprised i haven't rolled my eyes into another dimension yet"
nov 9 2019 ∞ nov 10 2019 +
- 36
- he/him/his
- aro-spectrum bisexual
- Leo (Aug 14)
- a main fronter as long as not much talking is involved, struggles with a stutter
- pretty chill and dependable, grew up a misfit and always will be one tho, sentimental. also headstrong, tends to react without thinking, can get heated (he's a Leo)
- loves creating, mostly writing but he draws and does crafts sometimes too. also loves wandering places, friendly competition, and causing trouble with his terrible childhood friends
- says fuck a lot
- got terrorized and nearly eaten by a clown once with all of his friends. will absolutely punch anything with a clown on it
- probably kept every single of of his frie...
oct 29 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- about 900 years old, from an ancient race of aliens as old as time itself
- has no gender, but likes he/him/his pronouns best
- used to be a co-host, occasionally still takes up the responsibilities of such, but mostly for work and driving
- sociable, mischievous little shit, has a slight accent of what could almost be considered British, loud spitfire, endlessly devoted to what he cares about
- likes art, driving, musicals, and animals, and having a normal and relaxed life
- used to be active a very long time ago, but left out of a sense of shame. has come back a reformed person and taken up a bigger role in system
- Chaotic™
- "due to personal reasons i will now be doing whatever the fuck i want"
- "you should have killed me when you had t...
jun 5 2019 ∞ sep 26 2019 +
- 25
- he/him/his
- gay ace trans man
- Sagittarius (Dec 17)
- is an active co-host during the winter months, especially around holiday times
- sociable, headstrong, brave, curious to a fault, very intelligent and weird as all get out
- speaks fluent German
- likes teaching, reading, bugs, and cats
- has the biggest crush on Thor the God of Thunder
- hates birds
- "i'm sorry i was thinking about cats again"
- "what a day!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired"
- "why would you do that?" "well i'm a gryffindor..."
- has a cat inspace named Harper
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- age ???
- he/him/his
- agender gay
- Aries (Apr 9)
- holds information about the entirety of the system, maintains organization mostly inspace, works with Silas to upkeep our internal security systems
- British, deadpan, solid, can be intimidating, tendency to rebel in minor ways, but has a soft compassionate layer under all that
- likes staying home, country music, technology, judging reality tv, and his friends
- his gravestone will say "I know you borrowed my pen and I want it back"
- "in this essay I won't. fuck you for coming to me TED talk"
- "if you don't terrify people a little bit then what's the point"
sep 3 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- roughly 16
- he/him/his
- aro-spectrum gay
- Libra (Oct 1)
- holds information about entire system, as well as all information related to our job
- born a grumpy old man
- human version of a hyena, but meaner
- ambitious, independent, vicious, absolute impulsive riot of a person, definition of "I'm doing this because you implied I couldn't"
- everyone is kind of terrified of Five
- likes animals, coffee, art, and being a sassbucket
- "baby's first words are "i'm not here to make friends""
- dating a street rat
- (fictional introject of Number Five from The Umbrella Academy)
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 25
- he/him/his
- bisexual
- Libra (Sept 30)
- one of those appointed to keeping secrets for system members
- shy and private, doesn't talk much unless he's around the right people, curious and intelligent, unpredictable, sweet
- has had a difficult life and he doesn't let that stop him from finding humor and absurdity in everything
- spent first half of his life in England, very slight accent
- he's equal parts No Face from Spirited Away, Fox Mulder, and a spectacled bear
- is basically a cryptid
- "you don't believe aliens exist? that's fine, I get that, but you're wrong and I hate you"
- "*shows up at NASA with sleeping bag and ...
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 33
- he/him/his
- bisexual
- Cancer (Jul 7)
- acts as a mentor & recovery advocate for many of us
- British, eccentric, can't sit still, dog with a bone, doesn't really understand friendship but he would die and kill for his friends anyway
- referred to as "the bee alter" by a friend of ours
- likes bees, puzzles, tattoos, and being active
- has a tortoise inspace called Clyde
- grab bag of bizarre facts no one should know
- hates wearing shirts. it's ridiculous how often we have to remind this man to wear shirts
- "my brain has too many tabs open"
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 28
- she/her/hers
- bisexual
- Leo (Jul 30)
- is the main peacekeeper in the system, makes sure everyone communicates effectively and is having their needs met, keeps people from fighting inspace
- selfless and radiates warmheartedness, all of us love and feel safe with her. she can also be kind of hardheaded
- best friends with Spencer, they're basically inseparable
- she loves Jigglypuff, they delight her
- she and Hart bond over their love of butterflies
- likes soccer and warm nights
- "excuse me. im gonna be worried and im gonna care. who do you think I am"
- "Hold on. I'm finishing a Pokemon battle. I'll be with you in a sec."
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 35
- he/him/his
- gay trans guy
- Aquarius (Feb 9)
- an inspace authority, whether he likes it or not (which he does not)
- laidback, but doesn't play well with others, sarcastic, pretty much everyone he knows is worried he doesn't like them (he does, it's just his face), literally built a log cabin in the middle of the woods to get away from all of us
- despite that, he opens it as a safehouse for many of us, and would fight tooth and nail for our continued safety
- has a cat named Riley inspace
- loves flying, acoustic guitar, and being out in the woods
- plays his guitar and sings for us all the time, it's a serious treat
- is that sarcastic quote from man stabbed,...
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 40s
- he/him/his
- bisexual
- Virgo (Aug 24)
- system security team member
- kind of intense, has trouble relaxing, deadpan sense of humor, protective and loyal
- completely melts at the sight of his husband, who he refers to as "Sunshine"
- California boy through and through
- likes coffee, music, and historical reenactments
- forgets that he shouldn't say "fuck" so much around children
- has a favorite landmine
- born annoyed
- best friends with Greg
- married to a pineapple-scented fake psychic
- (fictional introject of Carlton Lassiter ...
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 40s
- he/him/his
- biromantic ace
- Taurus (May 12)
- protector
- shy, sweet, altruistic, quiet, humble. there isn't a single person who doesn't feel safe around him
- gentle giant, but could also kill ten men with a paperclip
- guardian angel
- go big or go home
- loves dogs, photography, rainy days, and staying in with his husband
- has a belgian malinois called Bear inspace
- "I got stabbed here. the food was fresh and drinks were tasty but I got stabbed here. Would consider going back"
- world's nicest badass
- married to an all-seeing eye with many bi...
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 28
- he/him/his
- gay
- Taurus (Apr 28)
- protector
- private, a little roughcast, but very grounding to be around, very loyal
- calm like a bomb
- collects weaponry and creates metal sculptures
- dotes on Neil
- "I don't believe in anything I'm just here for the violence"
- "go fuck yourself" "fuck me yourself you coward"
- not from this planet, spent a lot of time traveling in space
- dating our shy botanist Neil
- (is sort of a fictional introject from a story Matthew wrote in his teenage years, looks like a young Rupert Graves due to ...
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- late 30s
- he/him/his
- gay
- Libra (Oct 18)
- protector, also helps with teaching confidence to anxious members of system
- an anthropomorphic bear
- fierce and short-tempered, but very sentimental. can get extremely shy but is very self confident
- "I'M GRIZZLY! I'M SPECIAL! I'M A KING!"
- loves motorcycles, food, baths, and city nightlife
- "i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet"
- is pretty much one of the only system members who regularly talks to Tam
- dating a spacey polar bear who never stops making puns and who had no idea they've been dating for the last 20 years
- (fictional introject of Grizzly from Shir...
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 30
- he/him
- bisexual
- Aries (Apr 5)
- protector, also uses knowledge of the occult and dark arts to protect our homes inspace
- a little bitter and scornful, has a really hard time opening up, meddlesome, self-loathing. but he's also vibrant, and heartfelt, and makes everyone feel accepted
- sharing cigarettes with the void
- "*flicks holy water on you* leave"
- is fine with being called John, or just Constantine, just prefers Johnny
- "I do stupid things in packets of ten. I do stupid in style."
- absolute punk from Liverpool
- his guardian angel is drinking straight from the bottle and pretending he doesn't exist
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 37
- he/him/his or they/them/theirs
- identifies his gender as "????"
- Aries (Mar 25)
- system parent, our absolute longest-standing alter here who raised us from a child. a lot of us call him mom
- curious, passionate, nurturing, but also blunt and kind of blunted in his affect too. sarcastic, tired. basically a very put-upon mom. dry sense of humor that's kind of devastating sometimes
- lives up in the mountains in a sort of cave dwelling these days
- loves history, hairless cats, sunshine, and stories
- speaks roughly 30 languages
- got sleep deprived one time, felt a sharp pain in is leg, and yelled "THE FROGMAN BIT ME. HE'S GOT A STAFF AND HE'S ANGRY"
- polytheistic, believes mostly in Egyptian...
jun 6 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 40s
- he/him/his
- gay
- Cancer (Jun 23)
- system parent, specifically to Peter
- bookish and keeps to himself, passionate in the pursuit of making human life better, a little melancholy. tendency to say very profound things unexpectedly
- doesn't talk to a whole lot of us, mostly just to Peter, so we don't know a lot about him
- loves lizards. fuckin loves lizards man
- oh, also turns into a giant lizard sometimes
- "my purpose is greater than my pain"
- behaves very much like a man who's had his heart broken
- (fictional introject of Curt Connors from The Amazing Spider-Man)
- signs messages with the lizard emoji
jun 6 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 5
- she/her/hers
- Aquarius (Feb 6)
- Erik's daughter
- active, curious, imaginative, full of energy, giggles a lot
- traumatized, so she has severe mood swings and meltdowns
- mutant, has the ability to manipulate shadows and basically bring them to life
- fixates on big scary people. i.e., Victor, Altaïr, and Corvo are some of her absolute favorite people, and she thinks Eddie's symbiote Venom is funny
- loves stuffed animals, cartoons, shadow puppets, and playing games with her favorite people
- all she wants in the world is to be able to front so she can meet her big siblings Pietro & Wanda
jun 10 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 18
- he/him/his
- gay, gender is bird
- Capricorn (Jan 2)
- nervous, creative, hands down the funniest person alive without trying to be at all, tendency to immediately say whatever pops into his mind. friendly but socially anxious and prefers to be a homebody
- is a bird. loves birds. loves art, loves video games, loves anime and Ghibli films
- is kin with Falco Lombardi from Star Fox, and Tokoyami from My Hero Academia
- says "oh worm" so much that everyone in system can't stop saying it now
- uses a ton of emoticons like oVo, :<, >:0, T^T, etc.
- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
- would die for Fox McCloud but is also gonna strangle him
jun 6 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 26
- he/him/his or they/them/theirs
- bi ace enby
- Sagittarius (Nov 27)
- system empath, and could also qualify as a protector
- devout Catholic but a little unorthodox and rejecting of most of the religious practices related to the beliefs
- dauntless, unwavering, faithful. yet conflicted, melancholy, preoccupied much of the time. holds onto a lot of unnecessary guilt, uses it to push himself to be a better person and be there for his neighbors
- questionable morals
- has a sarcastic asshole of an alien symbiote strapped to his soul, they squabble like an old married couple and they're best friends
- a writer
jun 10 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 24
- any pronouns
- transmasc gendervague, bisexual
- Scorpio (Nov 12)
- an empath for a select handful of us, also holds trauma memories and system information
- weird, excited, walking encyclopedia, messy, gentle
- will correct your facts and add ten more in the same sentence, but doesn't do it to be a dick, just loves sharing knowledge with people
- rambles a lot, sometimes it seems like he forgets to breathe because of how fast and much he talks
- invented puppy dog eyes
- "pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?"
- likes weird socks, reading, Halloween, and deserts
jun 13 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 25
- he/him/his or they/them/theirs
- bisexual
- Taurus (May 19)
- nickname is Wolfie
- empath for a handful of us, and a memory keeper, could also qualify as a protector
- playful, thoughtful, warm, and honest, dangerous to make an enemy of
- pretty much never talks. there's 4 or 5 of us he ever regularly talks to, but aside from those people he almost never says a single word (which is a pity because he's fun as hell)
- German, has an accent that varies in strength
- likes swimming, singing, warm weather, and connection
- big fan of Sanrio's Gudetama
- draws when he's anxious
jun 13 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- unknown age, possibly immortal
- he/him/his
- gay
- empath for a handful of us, particularly the darker and more nonhuman of us
- sweet-natured and enthusiastic, helpful and courteous, unnerving and dissonant as hell
- his appearance looks different to every single person that looks at him, so it's largely up to their personal interpretation how he will appear. he doesn't have any set mental image of himself and will use all different kinds of fanart as icons
- Jewish
- socially anxious but really likes people, so he tries to socialize often
- likes podcasts, the desert, cat videos, dogs, and eldritch terrors of known and unknown dimensions
- "due to personal reasons i will be named ...
jun 24 2019 ∞ sep 26 2019 +
- age-slides from late teens to late 30s
- he/him/his
- gay
- Gemini (May 24)
- a safeplace for system members to go. he has special rooms inspace that he can turn into any environment or place from people's memories that they can retreat to when they're feeling overwhelmed or homesick
- usually inactive unless it's winter
- sleepy, warm, generous person. surprisingly bold, mischievous for fun, and can have an extremely short temper when pressed
- just wants to wear warm sweaters and read and sleep on his husband
- a soft mess of a werewolf, has potions that prevent transformations
- "mentally i am always lying in a field of flowers"
- "me: -softly, under many blankets- i'm tr...
jun 24 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 30s
- he/him/his
- greyro trans man
- Sagittarius (Dec 3)
- stabilizer, especially when we're really tired
- adaptable, easygoing, sarcastic, exhausted, selfless
- social dumbass, chronic foot-in-mouth syndrome, has an absolute knack for getting himself out of disasters
- runs a cafe inspace and knows all of our coffee + tea + other beverage orders by heart
- has a dog called Lucky inspace
- likes archery, dogs, naps, reality tv, and coffee
- was an active host for a long time but due to a major rift with and then the loss of his best friend he retreated to a background role
jun 25 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 30s
- he/him/his
- pan
- Cancer (Jun 25)
- stabilizer, doubles as a protector
- sensitive, romantic, keeps it under a layer of playfulness and provocation, tendency to make rash decisions
- loves dogs, trying new things, reading, fencing, and dedicating himself to some kind of cause
- British
- very put together on the outside, probably a mess on the inside
- "I'm a flirting machine with no off button" "hubris will be your downfall" "kind of sexy of you to say that"
- "looking fashionable while taking down massive crime syndicates"
- will break up a fist fight just to hand the contestants boxing gloves and make it ...
jul 8 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 20s
- he/him/his
- male-ish, bisexual
- Gemini (Jun 2)
- stabilizer
- calm, learned, good-humored, lax. tends to not react to things aside from a smile or frown
- loves Steel Pokemon, geology, picnics, tea, and keeping busy
- "my stupidity and my intelligence are not mutually exclusive"
- wants to leave all of his responsibilities behind and collect rocks, but is too reliable to actually do that to people
- dresses very nicely, even his casual is slightly fancy
- has a myriad of Steel Pokemon inspace
- the type of alter to leave a note on the orange juice apologizing to the rest of us for leaving very little juice in it
jul 21 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- ??? old
- he/him/his
- bisexual
- stabilizer mostly for Victor, protector sometimes
- mutant
- gruff, loner, wary, super doesn't trust people. stubbornly can't let go of what he feels is right to do. he is a just person really.
- likes forests, motorcycles, and relaxing alone, but he does occasionally seek us all out for genuine connection
- Victor's brother, their relationship is.. complicated. Logan has some tension with Erik too
- perpetually looks like an annoyed tired lumberjack dad
- "i'm going to fight all tall people and i'm going to win"
- "hold on let me just *goes feral*"
sep 26 2019 ∞ oct 2 2019 +
- late 20s
- he/him/his
- demi
- stabilizer
- good-natured, humble, faithful, friendly, prone to bouts of depression over being preoccupied by the state of the world
- torn between two worlds, trying to reconcile them into one
- likes family, swimming, people, and tattoos
- favorite show on earth is Spongebob and he quotes it constantly
- lives on the coasts so we don't see him much
- likes to carry Freddy around and tell him stories
- terrible sense of humor
- dating a queen of the seas
- signs messages with the merman emoji
jun 25 2019 ∞ sep 26 2019 +
- older than humanity
- likes to be referred to with he/him/his pronouns
- nonhuman, defected archangel
- his wings are BLACK not white, and he wants everyone to know that
- personal guardian of a select few, but will protect the entire system at the drop of a hat
- conflicted and quiet, curious, socially awkward, gentle. can, in a heartbeat, become defiant and defensive
- likes rain, animals, music, learning new things, and good food
- looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll, but can and will desecrate someone with no remorse if need be
- finding his way in being a human now when he fronts
- loves his brothers and wants to punch all of them
jun 25 2019 ∞ oct 29 2019 +
- mid 20s
- he/him/his or it/its
- agender aro ace
- Virgo (Sep 2)
- once was human, certainly isn't fully anymore, has distorted himself with constant experiments to become some sort of human-shaped fear entity
- unpredictable, eerie, unethical, dark. surprisingly sociable, likes entertainment
- finds humor in horror, tends to giggle uncontrollably if something manages to cause him fear
- likes psychology, macabre art, corvids, and horror
- has a pet magpie and a pet crow inspace
- would be a threat if he were any more unhinged, but seems content in allowing what little loyalty he has to swing towards Oswald
- Freddy thinks he's cool and funny so he's...
jun 25 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
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- 28
- he/him/his
- gay
- Virgo (Sept 13)
- a main fronter, deals with a lot of normal domestic tasks & maintains a healthy lifestyle for us. also good at getting up way early in the morning
- also an inspace doctor
- sort of aloof, deflective, says a lot of really weird shit and likes to make people laugh, a Texan with an accent, major sympathy crier
- likes to paint, draw, read, and stay at home
- we joke he mentally lives on another planet
- always wearing a hat. always
- shy
- "i use my one brain cell to love my friends"
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 40s
- he/him/his
- bisexual trans man
- Libra (Sept 26)
- a main fronter, deals with a lot of adulthood responsibilities and fronts when we need to really be assertive
- affectionately (and nervously) referred to as "the piranha lawyer" because he's a district attorney and he's also a goddamn prianha of a person
- sociable, sarcastic, a little aggressive, a little bit of a showoff, loud & proud, injustice fighter
- likes cooking, reading, relaxation, and hot weather
- types very abrupt and matter-of-fact, but also inserts "LMAO" and "LOL" into serious conversation like it's nothing
- *starts drama in spanish*
- "my mom likes to tell me "pick your battl...
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 40s
- he/him/his
- gay
- Capricorn (Dec 30)
- holds information about our entire system, used to be host for a long period of time so people still look to him as an authority figure
- salty, sarcastic, emotional, mostly wants to be alone in his beach house with his dog and paint
- likes the ocean, singing, soccer, art, and dogs
- has a service dog inspace, a miniature schnauzer named Rembrandt
- probably the human incarnation of the sea itself
- speaks like 12 languages like it's NBD
- "honestly i don't even play an active role in my life.. stuff just happens and i'm like oh is this what we're doing now ok"...
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 30
- he/him/his or they/them/theirs
- aro ace
- Scorpio (Oct 22)
- keeps secrets for system mates and is the one secret keeper who isn't afraid to use it
- spooky as hell, caries a foreboding feeling around him, very quiet, unintimidated by anything at all
- "*w/ a monotone voice* wow that is so wild"
- soft as hell for John Constantine
- spent many years in New Orleans, has a slight accent
- Jimmy's a ghost basically
- he knows things
- if you're not slightly uncomfortable near him you probably don't have any secrets
- (fictional introject of Jim Corrigan from Constantine)
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 30s
- he/him/his
- male-ish, bisexual
- Capricorn (Jan 10)
- has a daughter he's very protective over
- a secret keeper, and helps with easing fear
- cautious, quiet. absolutely immovable in his opinions or actions. devoted and sentimental, just wants to be a safe place for his kid
- likes art, cold days, keeping busy, and having good conversation
- strays to the more macabre side of life, draws primarily monsters and dark-related creatures
- resting face is "i'm the devil here personally to kill you for wronging me"
- has a very heavy and eerie presence
- "due to personal reasons I will be going completely off the fucking rails"
oct 1 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 40s
- he/him/his
- gay
- Aquarius (Feb 12)
- acts as a mentor for many of us
- British, dresses a lot more put together than he is, soft, absolutely eccentric as hell, tired
- our little Fiona calls him the "Butterfly Man"
- likes butterflies, dogs, and odd facts
- has a norwich terrier inspace called Basil
- he's a sunshower
- one time he went to put the milk back in the fridge and he accidentally put it in the pots & pans drawer instead
- "watch your fucking language"
- "It is what it is. But it will become what you make of it."
- dating a mouthy little British punk who n...
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 29
- he/him/his
- gay
- Gemini (Jun 18)
- main inspace leader, in charge of all of us as a whole and someone we all look to for guidance as a unit, takes breaks often and lets others lead for a while
- authoritative and sharp, too clever for anyone's comfort, calls himself a king and deserves to, is also genuine and friendly and accommodating and everyone adores the fuck out of him
- doesn't know how to dress casually, has to be the best dressed in the room
- Jewish
- likes cats, rain, the piano, and organized crime
- gay wrath™
- could outsmart the devil himself
- "you shouldn't be promoting murder" "we a...
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 31
- he/him/his
- bisexual trans man
- Sagittarius (Nov 26)
- an inspace authority
- rash and playful, brave to a fault, stubborn, the cause of every single gray hair on his husband's head
- was one of the original alters who raised us through our childhood
- probably has the spirit of an eldritch forest god in him
- loves ghost stories, urban legends, cats, and drawing
- "I really don't know how to hide that I'm annoyed. you can see that shit allllllll over my face"
- happiest lying in bed with a book and his husband, listening to rain and crying laughing at dumb shit
- kin with foxes
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 23
- any pronouns
- genderqueer, aromantic pansexual
- Cancer (Jun 29)
- security, mostly looks after the kids
- rambunctious, loud and vocal. an activist in all things, super humanitarian, noncomformist. little bit cocky, but in a friendly way
- likes friends, pizza, fashion, and good times
- Jonny Kent's older brother
- Superman's clone technically which Kon thinks is simultaneously hilarious and super irritating. jokingly calls Lex Luthor his "other dad" which Clark despairs at
- "closure isn't real just cut your hair and pretend it didn't happen"
- "the only het in my life is the spaghetti"
- "did you just call me a hoe?" "in a lovin...
nov 9 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 37
- he/him/his
- bisexual trans man
- Gemini (Jun 7)
- system security team member
- very competitive, bad with people, can't let things go. secretly very sentimental
- "you think you're tougher than the sun? the fucking sun?" is probably a thing that has had to be said to him
- would live on nothing but noodles and coffee if possible
- favorite animal is giraffes
- considers Brandt his best friend
- annoyed with the entire concept of existing and everything that comes along with it
- "sorry I'm late I didn't want to come"
- dating an android who's more human than most humans
- (fictional introject of John Kennex from ...
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- unknown age
- any pronouns
- protector and inspace hunter of unwanted things
- selectively mute, almost always wearing a mask, guarded
- gentle and faithful
- has an odd connection with Matthew
- particularly protective over the littles in system, has a small daughter himself
- never fronts
- (fictional introject of Corvo Attano from Dishonored)
- signs messages with the rat emoji
jun 5 2019 ∞ oct 9 2019 +
- 22
- he/him/his
- bisexual
- Cancer (Jul 9)
- protector
- brittle and critical, watchful and adaptable. outspoken and usually saying things no one else has the balls to. dark sense of humor
- literally a cat person. he dabbled in black magick and mutated into a humanoid black cat. it also gave him the ability to live in the Exclusion Zone of Chernobyl, where he spent most of his life
- Ukrainian, strong accent. gets very frustrated with English
- loves occult magick, volcanoes, abandoned places, and video games
- kin with Artyom Chyornyj from Metro 2033
- exists on a very dark and supernatural plane of the universe
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- adult
- he/him/his
- protector, helps with border security sometimes
- cheeky and bold, tendency to get into trouble. cunning and unyielding, excellent at pulling the wool over people's eyes. heart of gold
- Scottish accent
- anthropomorphic squirrel
- collects a myriad of swords and daggers
- kind of a visitor alter, isn't always here, travels to his home to be with his wife and daughter
- doesn't talk to very many of us, kind of just hangs around and observes
- (fictional introject of Rakkety Tam MacBurl from Rakkety Tam)
- signs emojis with the sword emoji
jun 5 2019 ∞ sep 26 2019 +
- late 20s
- he/him/his
- bisexual
- Taurus (Apr 21)
- protector
- English, adaptable, sly, resolute, and extremely generous. tendency to get into trouble but has a knack for getting out of it too
- likes archery, sweets, dragons, nature, and keeping busy
- "[sees a guy with his foot caught in a bear trap] dude that thing's for bears"
- walks way too quietly, accidentally sneaks up on all of us
- not from this time period, is learning memes, uses them with ambiguous correctness to bother everyone
- "bad ideas, but ideas nonetheless"
- fascinated by Pokemon
- don't call him Rob
sep 3 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 27
- he/him/his
- gay
- Pisces (Mar 12)
- protector under very trauma-specific circumstances
- cynical, deflective, no one's ever sure if he's saying anything that means anything to him. unsociable, doesn't like making connections. can be downright cruel
- slight kleptomaniac, more of an opportunistic magpie
- from the 1960s
- "sometimes u just have to say "tragic" and move on"
- "I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual"
- could probably steal the wings off a fly
- don't touch him
- likes odd art, cooking, and extravagance
- married to Kuryakin
jun 5 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 39
- he/him/his
- gay polyamorous
- Cancer (Jul 13)
- system parent, cantankerous southern dad. also our system's main doctor
- stubborn, complains a lot. is an absolute safe haven, gentle, loving force of good. would give the shirt off of his back to anyone
- from Georgia and proud of it
- lives on a farm on the outskirts of our inner world, raises horses and chickens and cats with his husband and lives on home-made sweet tea and mint lemonade
- most used phrases included "no Jim", "good god", and "no"
- if he's yelling it means he cares
- "[dr. mccoy voice] this planet needs jesus"
- has a teenage daughter, Joanna, who lives...
jun 6 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 50s
- he/him/his
- Aries (Mar 23)
- system parent, specifically Brendan's dad, hangs out with Harley a lot too
- absentminded and odd, sometimes seems like he's a million miles away. forgets he's a person sometimes. Brendan calls him a "spacey deer in a sweater." he's very generous and kind though, and he loves his son more than anything in the universe
- has 3 dogs, we only know the yorkie's name-- it's Turtle
- terrible sense of humor. puns. puns galore
- teaches astronomy
- that's about all we know
- signs his messages with the deer emoji
jun 6 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 15
- he/him/his
- gay, identifies with the term "energender"
- Sagittarius (Dec 6)
- heroic, brave, sweet, absolutely batshit, energetic, usually excitedly rambling about something in increasing volumes, hysterically funny, holds strong to his values
- Jewish
- under Erik's care for the most part
- loves comic books, superheroes, fantasy, snacks, and video games
- "unfortunately I just have little idiot bastard syndrome and it makes me say dumb things"
- "rude little goblin"
- "to do: go crazy aaaaaaaaaaa go stupid aaaaaaaaaaa"
- "Superman was adopted too!"
jun 10 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 30
- he/him/his
- pansexual polyamorous transman
- Capricorn (Jan 4)
- trauma & memory holder, especially through our early childhood
- enthusiastic and earnest, warm, genuine person. cares about his friends more than anything. a warm yellow light made of love
- can seem kind of immature, but is devoted to his responsibilities and is someone everyone can look to as a leader
- loves people, food, adventure, laughing, and helping
- is the cause of every gray hair on Len's head
- gets literal cartoon hearts over his head when he thinks about Bucky Barnes
- so so smart. so so dumb
- frogs make him very happy
jun 10 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 36
- he/him/his
- bisexual, gender is neutrois
- Pisces (Feb 22)
- system empath, especially in regards to grief, also an information holder
- bright, excitable, and outspoken, lives to say absurd shit and watch the chaos unfold around him, an absolute sweetheart, but will bite if pushed
- an angel, but is a lawyer, does know how to end you, really will if you make him
- his nickname is "Puppy"
- kin with shiba inus
- likes cheetahs, Christmas, pizza, reading, and cursed images
- says the word "bitch" like 70 times a day
- kin with shiba inus
- basically kirby with a knife
- called Cookie Monster a bitch once
jun 12 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 25
- he/him/his
- bisexual
- Leo (Aug 3)
- empath for a handful of us, also holds trauma memories
- shy and airy, has trouble connecting with other people. resourceful, inventive, nurturing
- a botanist, and a robotics expert, mostly keeps to his gardens and robots
- likes plants, technology, cheesy scifi movies, and humanity
- does art when he's anxious
- not from this planet, spent a lot of time travelling in space
- "anxiety is terrible but look a flower"
- "*nervous bisexual laughter*"
- "i just almost set myself on fire"
- dating Jay, thinks the world of him
- (is sort of a fictional introject from a ...
jun 13 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 36
- he/him/his
- bisexual
- Taurus (May 8)
- warm and sincere, talkative, rambles pretty much nonstop and has unfollowable trains of thought, observant, doing his best
- a soft doe-eyed mess who says fuck a lot
- fluent in ASL which sucks because he's missing a finger
- likes magic tricks, snakes, movies, and arcades
- very smart, but has cognitive connection issues
- best friends with Eames
- "me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever* you know what i mean :/"
- "*still uses pinky promises as a legitimate foundation of trust*"
- "i prefer not to think before speaking. i like being just as surprised as everyone...
jun 13 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 30s
- he/him/his
- demi, trans man
- Pisces (Mar 19)
- empath, but also a stabilizer for the entire system
- cheerful, unflappable, sarcastic, practical, domestic, probably the most patient man on the planet unless it's over weirdly-specific tiny things
- likes domesticity, having something to work on, singing, performing, hiking, camping
- has the voice of an angel and knows it, sings often to distract his partner
- never on social media, doesn't enjoy texting or chatting over messages, much more a face-to-face person
- "tenderness is a virtue"
- really upset by pointy shoes
- (fictional introject of Patrick Brewer fr...
jul 21 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 40s
- he/him/his or they/them/theirs
- bi ace demimale
- Cancer (Jul 21)
- system therapist and center of our mental health basically
- opinionated, persnickety, unsociable. but all of that is really covering up a very caring, warm, humane person who has just been hurt too many times
- can and will glare you out of his house just for being there, but if you're hurting in any way he'll fuck up whatever did it to you and make sure you feel better
- hates social media and computers and will never use them, will barely use our phone
- usually has his headphones in and some form of word puzzle in hand
- likes music, puzzles, teaching, baseball, walks in the cold, and staying in with h...
jun 24 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 34
- he/him/his
- gay
- Libra (Oct 19)
- stabilizer
- personal protector and best friend of both Brendan and Harry
- sharp and individualistic, versatile in many skills, artistic and imaginative. spent most of his life as a hardened criminal, and despite his soft spots can be unexpectedly cruel
- notices EVERYTHING. no sense trying to hide things from him
- mischievous, likes to get a rise out of people, kind of a goof
- British
- Jewish
- loves octopuses, dogs, Oscar Wilde, unconventional surrealism, gardening, and acting
jun 24 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 30s
- he/him/his
- bi
- Virgo (Sept 8)
- stabilizer especially for anger
- unsociable, hotheaded, biting, steadfast in what he commits himself to, which is really just one person and all of their shenanigans
- small rageball, will fuck you up
- is also a doctor though, so like.. y'know. will only fuck you up if you asked for it
- likes tea, adrenaline, and being at home doing nothing
- "if karma doesn't hit you I fucking will"
- "I wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on"
- born pissed off
- married to the world's greatest dumbest d...
jun 25 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- late 20s
- he/him/his
- Aquarius (Jan 20)
- stabilizer
- dedicated and humane, soft and sleepy. a deeply good person even at the cost of his safety and health
- possibly narcoleptic
- doesn't live in a house, just lives out on our docks and sleeps in a hammock or on sailcloth most of the time
- has a sailboat
- likes sailing, reading, and drawing
- "sorry i took another nap"
- "i try not to judge cause i'm a little fucked up myself"
- from the 1920s roughly
- heard about Damian Wayne's childhood and got so indignant about it that he declared "screw that, I'm his dad now"
- married to Wonder Woman
jun 25 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 20s
- he/him/his
- gay
- Aquarius (Jan 28)
- stabilizer, specifically for Steven
- colorful, friendly, as untameable as the sea, likes to instigate debates and challenge things he probably shouldn't
- loves Water Pokemon, fashion, aesthetics, diving, and Steven
- leader of Sootopolis City and guardian of the Cave of Origins, takes this duty with the utmost seriousness
- has a myriad of Water Pokemon inspace
- always dresses nice, presents very feminine
- "i'm like 94% sass" "and the other 6%?" "glitter"
- "but it's ok. my outfit is cute. that's all that matters"
- a little bit intimidating, sweet undernea...
jul 27 2019 ∞ nov 9 2019 +
- 20
- he/him/his
- bisexual
- an anthropomorphic fox. with a gun
- stabilizer mostly for Hen
- a confident leader, and also a playful rebel. does not ever do what he's told and can get competitive. friendly and generous
- likes flying, video games, his crew, competing, and having a good time
- has a friendly rivalry with Wolf O'Donnell (who Matt is kin with)
- "Wolf: Fox, son of James McCloud."
- "Fox: Wolf, son of a bitch"
- "make sure you get chips. ... then bring w e a p o n s"
- "it's only forbidden if you're a fucking coward"
- "excuse me. I have to go make a scene."
- (fictional introject of Fox McCloud from ...
sep 26 2019 ∞ oct 9 2019 +
- has kept alive out of pure spite for about 300 years
- he/it/whatever
- nonhuman entity and kind of stabilizer
- was once a vaguely anthropomorphized Eurasian eagle owl. basically transferred his consciousness via bionic replacements over time, becoming an entirely mechanical owl with a beating heart
- is now some kind of half human half bionic owl
- we're not sure if it has wings
- we kind of keep our distance at the moment
- he is a weird au interject of Clockwerk from the Sly Cooper series
- signs messages with the owl emoji
oct 29 2019 ∞ oct 29 2019 +
- he/him/his
- vicious anthropomorphic raccoon
- nonhuman alter
- biting, bristly, troublemaker. if he has a nice side we haven't seen it
- mostly just visits, comes and goes within the system, just here to bother Quill and talk with Jay and Tam
- will bite you
- will bite everyone
- will bite God himself
- has at least a dozen weapons on himself at all times
- "you need some tools to cope with your anger" "like a sledgehammer?" "no, more like breathing--" "fire? can you make me breathe fire?"
- (fictional introject of Rocket Raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy)
- signs messages with the raccoon emoji
oct 2 2019 ∞ oct 2 2019 +
- old as hell (literally)
- he/him/his
- literally a demon, fallen angel
- nonhuman alter
- even-tempered, self-indulgent, critical, persuasive
- just wants to hide on earth and have a good time and not deal with Heaven & Hell's pissing contests
- sometimes a snake. like an actual snake
- likes his car, Queen, plants, and fancy restaurants
- stopped Armeggedon once, and every time humans piss him off he regrets that
- "-tries to act cool and detached- -is uncool and deeply affected by everything-"
- gets sidetracked very easily, will suddenly shout things he's remembered that he was last talking about 100 years ago or something
- always wearing sunglasses because he has ...
jun 25 2019 ∞ sep 26 2019 +
- 1000s of years old, but about 19 in human years
- any pronouns
- nonhuman alter, equal parts Norse God and fictional introject
- capricious, meddlesome, silver-tongued, playful, judgmental, has a sweet side
- likes fashion, illusions, knives, and mocking Lifetime films with his girlfriend
- "I've never made anyone's life easier and you know it"
- loves his brother but also enjoys stabbing his brother
- shapeshifter
- "I just ended a five year relationship" "Omg are you okay?" "I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship"
- i'm well aware that i've set myself on fire and it's none of your business. i don't need your pity water either. let me burn in peace"
jun 25 2019 ∞ sep 26 2019 +
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