- old as hell (literally)
- he/him/his
- literally a demon, fallen angel
- nonhuman alter
- even-tempered, self-indulgent, critical, persuasive
- just wants to hide on earth and have a good time and not deal with Heaven & Hell's pissing contests
- sometimes a snake. like an actual snake
- likes his car, Queen, plants, and fancy restaurants
- stopped Armeggedon once, and every time humans piss him off he regrets that
- "-tries to act cool and detached- -is uncool and deeply affected by everything-"
- gets sidetracked very easily, will suddenly shout things he's remembered that he was last talking about 100 years ago or something
- always wearing sunglasses because he has actual snake eyes
- "the trick is to play your music louder than your thoughts"
- "Ummmmmmm I'm sensitive"
- is one of the top dogs of Hell but that's more out of cleverness and creativity than any real sense of evil. he's soft and he hates it
- married to an angel who gave his flaming sword away to humans because his heart is too big. they're two halves of a whole idiot
- (fictional introject of Anthony J. Crowley from the book Good Omens)
- signs messages with the snake emoji
jun 25 2019 ∞
sep 26 2019 +