- 40s
- he/him/his
- bisexual
- Virgo (Aug 24)
- system security team member
- kind of intense, has trouble relaxing, deadpan sense of humor, protective and loyal
- completely melts at the sight of his husband, who he refers to as "Sunshine"
- California boy through and through
- likes coffee, music, and historical reenactments
- forgets that he shouldn't say "fuck" so much around children
- has a favorite landmine
- born annoyed
- best friends with Greg
- married to a pineapple-scented fake psychic
- (fictional introject of Carlton Lassiter from Pysch)
- signs messages with the sunrise emoji
jun 5 2019 ∞
nov 9 2019 +